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third eye

The late buckwheat's third eye created a red & grey puddle on the pavement
by Ice Dog March 26, 2003
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Third-Hole

v., the act of farting while simultaneously shot-gunning a beer. The mouth of the can is hole number 1, the "shot-gun" hole that you puncture in the can is hole number 2, and the fart makes your asshole the "third hole." This leads to the highest possible rate of beer ingestion during the shot-gun due to overcoming the vacuum of the can and your intestines simultaneously. May lead to defecation, aka the "Third Hole Bogey."
"How did you down that beer so fast?"

"I Third-Hole it every time, bro.
by John Kappa Cockenshines July 30, 2010
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two-thirds-your-age-plus-six

It's a rule for the range of people you can date.
If you are 99 years old...
99*(2/3)+7 = 73
73 - 99 years is the range of people you can date younger than you.

examples:

10 years = 10-13.6
14 years = 14-16.3
16 years = 16-17.6
18 years = 18-19
20 years = 20-20.3
30 years = 27-30
50 years = 40.3-50
99 years = 73-99
You can't date her, she's 33 and you 23... use the "two-thirds-your-age-plus-six" rule dude.
by mastermixer March 8, 2011
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Third-Umpire

Dodgy stuff, too close to call, of dubious merit, some characteristic or aspect that "the jury is still out" on. Something that is debatable.

Etymology: Akin to when during a cricket match the on field umpires are faced with a decision that is too difficult to make and so they refer to the Third Umpire for a ruling.
Tom Cruise eating placentas is Third-Umpire.
by Sidhypes December 13, 2006
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Third World

A dimension 3X above reality ~
I fucked her sweet ass so good ; she came and her eyes rolled to the back of her head . From that point , I knew she was in Third World ~
by RC5872 September 6, 2019
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third man in

being the third man to penetrate a girl and being forced to fuck her up the ass because the mouth and pussy are already taken
Ryan: How was it with Janie last night
Eric: Terrible I was the third man in
by Lionboy January 15, 2008
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making your third eye cry

Having a wank which leads to sperm coming from the japseye(making your third eye cry)
" God you seem stressed have you been making your third eye cry lately?"
by stevie da beast October 17, 2006
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