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California Tortilla

A chain of epic Tex-Mex restaurants on the East Coast notorious for having excessive amounts of lewdly named hot sauce, handing out free Pop-Tarts, putting the words "Darn Tasty!" in front of menu items, and shouting "Yee-Ha!"

A perfect match for anyone who loves somewhere wacky, somewhere fun, and somewhere with (yup, I'm gonna say it) Darn Tasty Food.
Have you been to the restaurant California Tortilla? Instead of a bell to ring for service they have a squirt gun.
by SoundVsVision January 16, 2011
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california sleeve

A tattoo arm sleeve that starts below the elbow so it's always visible in a short sleeve shirt. The purpose of this tattoo is to try look cool.
"Did you see that Spencer got his first tattoo?"
"Ya, fuckboy got a California sleeve."
by TasteMyMemes July 29, 2017
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Oceanside, California

The worst yet most expensive place to live in Cali. Oceanside is famous for Camp Pendleton where U.S Marines are stationed.

The shittiest beach town in all of California. Don’t bother going to downtown Oceanside, all you will see is druggies and marines wearing high and tights, and tan backpacks. Where everybody is either a marine, a spouse of a Marine, a retired Marine, or is related to a Marine some how. Everybody resents marines.

Home of the worst Mexican food and simoan gang bangers. Don’t buy a car off the Pacific Coast Highway. Also, avoid the purple church.
‘Hey man, let’s go hang out in downtown Oceanside, California tonight’

‘Oh fuck that place, I’m not trying to see boots’
by MIlitaryTermszz January 16, 2019
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California diamond

A gorgeous beautiful girl who was born raised and has lived in California her entire life she specifically lives in Los Angeles and like I said she's beautiful girls from other parts can't compare to girls who live in California Californian girls are the most gorgeous girls I have ever seen and will always be way better than everyone else
by Adidas June 19, 2016
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California Wildfire

(Requires practice) While giving anal, have a large bottle of alcohol with a towel wedged in it and a lighter nearby, (See Molotov cocktail.) When you ejaculate, light the towel on fire, pull out fast, and shove the lit bottle up your partner’s ass. (Towel end out) Then shove them as hard as you can into the ground. The result should be a California wildfire.
That bitch bit my dick so I gave her a California wildfire.
by ThatsNotVeryNice January 15, 2020
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California hotbox

The act of covering your nose and mouth with your shirt and hotboxing the space in a shirt the get mega domed.
YO LONGERMEN I JIST DID A "California Hotbox" I'm so domed. That's lit minty mane
by Minty Mane August 28, 2017
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coronado california

town in san diego full of white homophobes, republicans, and rich mexican drug lords.
Oh coronado california? yea im an arizona bitch, I spend summer there!
by brokebitch10 May 14, 2021
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