California Smart

Extremely Stupid Californian Girls

Wow, did you see hear that bitch? She California Smart

by jmc1967 October 9, 2017

california snowcone

When your getting fucked so hard that cum shoots out of your fucking mouth then you eat that shit bitch

"My main man gave me the California snowcone I've ever had and trust me girl I've had a lot of things shoved up my ass.

by Lil j Coco Puffs November 30, 2017

California diamond

A gorgeous beautiful girl who was born raised and has lived in California her entire life she specifically lives in Los Angeles and like I said she's beautiful girls from other parts can't compare to girls who live in California Californian girls are the most gorgeous girls I have ever seen and will always be way better than everyone else

Joey: damn look at those California diamonds

by Adidas June 19, 2016

california firecracker

When you nut inside of a girl’s butthole and immediately punch her in the stomach after pulling out, thus making the semen forcefully eject out of the woman’s anus causing a firecracker like explosion.

I gave my girlfriend a California firecracker in the backseat of my civic, that stain ain’t never coming out.

by TheBombDotCom420 November 7, 2021

california sleeve

A tattoo arm sleeve that starts below the elbow so it's always visible in a short sleeve shirt. The purpose of this tattoo is to try look cool.

"Did you see that Spencer got his first tattoo?"
"Ya, fuckboy got a California sleeve."

by TasteMyMemes July 29, 2017

California hotbox

The act of covering your nose and mouth with your shirt and hotboxing the space in a shirt the get mega domed.

YO LONGERMEN I JIST DID A "California Hotbox" I'm so domed. That's lit minty mane

by Minty Mane August 28, 2017

Oceanside, California

The worst yet most expensive place to live in Cali. Oceanside is famous for Camp Pendleton where U.S Marines are stationed.

The shittiest beach town in all of California. Don’t bother going to downtown Oceanside, all you will see is druggies and marines wearing high and tights, and tan backpacks. Where everybody is either a marine, a spouse of a Marine, a retired Marine, or is related to a Marine some how. Everybody resents marines.

Home of the worst Mexican food and simoan gang bangers. Don’t buy a car off the Pacific Coast Highway. Also, avoid the purple church.

‘Hey man, let’s go hang out in downtown Oceanside, California tonight’

‘Oh fuck that place, I’m not trying to see boots’

by MIlitaryTermszz January 16, 2019