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Alaskan Boof Sickle

Shit in a blender, put drugs in the blender. Blend it and shove it in a condom and freeze it. Take off the condom and shove it up your ass. Let it melt.
Yo, that Alaskan Boof Sickle gave me a mad high bro!
by PussBoss69 June 1, 2017
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alaskan dong fan

Hey, can you give me the Alaskan dong fan?
by RazorLeaf February 15, 2022
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Alaskan lightning dragon

When you piss in a girls mouth then zip tie her braces together then you taze the shit out of her then it comes out her nose like a dragon 🐉
I asked my girl if she wanted to do the Alaskan lightning dragon and she said HELL NO
by Jan the man 04 October 3, 2021
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Alaskan ski mask

When a female masterbates with icy hot In extremely cold weather
Yea dude I saw Karen doing the Alaskan ski mask last night on the porch
by RocoReTaRd December 1, 2019
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Alaskan Poop Bucket

The act of Masturbating into a bucket filled with feces then dumping it onto your special someone's groinal region before coitus.
My lover and I had a night of passion. We tried out the Alaskan Poop Bucket and it went well.
by Thefryinhawaiin September 15, 2021
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Pull an Alaskan Ginger

To say something obscene, naughty, suggestive, inappropriate, or downright atrocious, usually in the presence of parents.
Tom: (Spills drink on pants) Aw, fuck!

(Tom's parents appear behind his shoulder, glaring)

Dave: (Leans over) Dude, you just pulled an alaskan ginger...

Tom: How do you Pull an Alaskan Ginger?

Dave: Just look it up.
by FromAsTer July 1, 2012
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alaskan grave dance

The act of two partners performing sexual intercourse while dancing on male participants grandfather's grave.

List of requirements: Participants must consist of one male and one female. Woman must use female condom, and man must use male condom. Both condoms must be rainbow colored, inside out, and broken, for maximum experience. five little children must be watching from a safe distance of ten meters.
Hey jony, lets perform an alaskan grave dance tonight.
by alaskanmoot July 15, 2017
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