National shank your girlfriend day

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend

you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair

by Meatloaf Man July 18, 2021

shank

NOUN: a homemade knife
or
VERB: the act of stabbing someone

NOUN: "imma shank you"
VERB: "do you like my shank.....yeah i made it myself"

by orangefishy_8 February 15, 2022

Shank

When you are shitting and wanking at the same time.

I feel like going for a shank.

by Jitler2 February 20, 2022

shank

to steal, such as the act of taking something without permission.

Yo, that dude just shanked my noodes.

by joe May 13, 2005

Shanks’s Pony

Pony and trap -crap. To take a crap.

I’m away to sit on Shanks’s Pony

by DoctorDark November 10, 2024

Prison Shank Club

Having a knife fight at the stables in Red Dead Redemption 2

Boy 1: Tryna knife fight
Boy 2: Yea get the gang for a prison shank club.

by Btrizzyondamic January 11, 2025

I Shank Back

What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "I Shank Backs"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025