shut yo monkey ass up

A polite way to ask the lucky people who were born with the legendary skin of being able to camouflage in the dark to keep quiet . The dark is supposed to be a peaceful place and we DONT want noises coming from things we cannot see in the dark . A quick fix is to turn on the lights to deactivate their legendary skin . Please remind these chocolate people with the legendary skin of being able to disappear in the night to be silent at all times . This is to prevent confusions in the night .

"man shut yo monkey ass up lil nigga! you better watch out tonight cuz imma be in your closet waiting for you"

by abit too black person September 17, 2023

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National Shut Up Heath Day

The day in which everyone called Heath loses the right to speak and everyone is permitted to tell them "Shut Up Heath" no matter the circumstance

"Guys please help me I'm bleeding internally"
"Shut Up Heath!!! It's National Shut Up Heath Day!!!"

by Borchag November 18, 2021

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National Shut the Fuck Up Day

March 20th. Annual holiday dedicated to everyone shutting the fuck up about every social cause they think they’re the hero of. Stop posting bullshit infographics on Instagram.

Hey man, it’s national shut the fuck up day! ...so shut the fuck up. Shut up. Please.

by HH1122334455 March 19, 2021

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Time to nut up or shut up

Time to grow some ball's like a man, or back down like a pussy

man pussy bitch Bob- man Im afraid to ask that chick out.
Me- it's time to nut up or shut up.

by Richhomienyquan October 30, 2016

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Shut Your Bitch Ass Up

When you're being a fat annoying whore and someone points it out, usually used by nigga accent and sometimes by a white cunt who tries to act black.

Kid: "But Dad I want that"
Dad: "Sorry honey, I don't have my wallet with me"
Kid: "But Daddy... I REALLY WANT THAT" (Keeps repeating and crying)
Dad: "HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP BEFORE I SHOVE MY COCK UP YOUR ASS"

Nigga: "Why y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
McDonalds Employee: "Sorry sir wh-"
Nigga: "Shut your bitch ass up"

by PseudonymNiggaPenis August 07, 2019

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