rub out the easy one

jerking off before a date when your sure your goin to get laid so you dont blow your load too soon during sex

I'm going to go and rub out the easy one before I go out with Jessica.

by yugocar April 23, 2006

Los Feliz Foot Rub

The act of foot to genital stimulation. This will end in a sticky mess if done correctly. Alcohol is usually involved.

Savko just gave me a Los Feliz Foot Rub. I think she gave athletes cock if you know what I mean.

by John F. Kennedy the Juniour September 09, 2009

rub your chub

to stroke your cock up and down until you nut everywhere

Go rub your chub when you get home you faggot

by gary anal November 23, 2009

Rub One Out Of The Way

Masturbating in order to dispel distracting thoughts of sex while working/studying/trying to focus on something else.

I need to rub one out of the way so I can focus on studying for my midterms.

by whitedevilwhitedevil May 07, 2013

National rub clit day

On April 24 you gotta rub that clit till she be shaking you got days to grab tits and ass you also gotta mess with the other parts of the body. You can’t stop until she fully made her pants turn from grey to black from being so wet.

Example 1: have fun on national rub clit day

by Hippieboy42069 April 23, 2019

Rub It On Yer Neck

This Is A Reply When Someone Tries To Shove Good News Down Your Throat Its A Nice Way Of Saying Blow Me

1. Woo-Woo I Played Your License Plate And Just Hit The Pick-It

Answer... Rub It On Yer Neck

2. Girl My Baby Just Bought Me This New Coach Bag

Answer... Rub It On Yer Neck

3. I Just Got Engaged Are You Happy For Me?

Answer... Rub It On Yer Neck

by CheweyLov December 14, 2010

kansas city dry-rub

A hand job performed with cayenne pepper. Peppery H.J. must continue until paramedics arrive.

You know what he needs? A good kansas city dry-rub!

by chipclayton October 03, 2011