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butter round the hole

Lubing up for something that may be a little tight at times. (Anal)ogy from spreading butter on a bagel.
"Brace yourself Brenda, I'm just putting some butter round the hole"
by Billbassbone November 29, 2017
mugGet the butter round the holemug.

Fake magic round

Fake magic round (a.k.a. gather round) is used to refer to the AFL's poor imitation of the NRL's magic round.

The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.
AFL's fake magic round needs to give out free tickets to members because not every game has sold out, and nearly half their games will be played in front of less than 10000 people because it's a poor imitation of the NRL's magic round. If the AFL just did a real magic round with every game at Adelaide Oval, every game would be sold out by now without needing to give anyone any free tickets. NRL sold out every magic round game three years running without any free tickets.
by Rian Gigs II April 9, 2025
mugGet the Fake magic roundmug.
You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!
Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
mugGet the If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascistsmug.

rounding the yoni

The lawyer was rounding the yoni on his housewife.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
mugGet the rounding the yonimug.

round-stake

When you taken a round steak (preferably rotten) and ambush a friend/stranger by

1) slapping them across the face with said round steak
2) Throwing it at them baseball style/ Favre style shuffle pass acceptable as well.

3)Launching out of a water balloon launcher at the victim'm domepiece
4)stealthily hiding in a tree and casually dropping the R.S. on the victims heat.

Then you have to yell "gotcha son" and run away
We need to go see David in the hospital...that water balloon launcher nearly round-staked his ass to the grave
by captainanamous August 2, 2011
mugGet the round-stakemug.

wrong way round

In the opposite of the normal or desirable orientation, direction or sequence.
The batteries where in the wrong way round
by Sanp March 3, 2018
mugGet the wrong way roundmug.

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