rub out the easy one

jerking off before a date when your sure your goin to get laid so you dont blow your load too soon during sex

I'm going to go and rub out the easy one before I go out with Jessica.

by yugocar May 4, 2006

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Los Feliz Foot Rub

The act of foot to genital stimulation. This will end in a sticky mess if done correctly. Alcohol is usually involved.

Savko just gave me a Los Feliz Foot Rub. I think she gave athletes cock if you know what I mean.

by John F. Kennedy the Juniour September 9, 2009

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Get the Los Feliz Foot Rubmug.

rub your chub

to stroke your cock up and down until you nut everywhere

Go rub your chub when you get home you faggot

by gary anal November 23, 2009

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Get the rub your chubmug.

Rub One Out Of The Way

Masturbating in order to dispel distracting thoughts of sex while working/studying/trying to focus on something else.

I need to rub one out of the way so I can focus on studying for my midterms.

by whitedevilwhitedevil May 7, 2013

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Get the Rub One Out Of The Waymug.

On April 24 you gotta rub that clit till she be shaking you got days to grab tits and ass you also gotta mess with the other parts of the body. You can’t stop until she fully made her pants turn from grey to black from being so wet.

Example 1: have fun on national rub clit day

by Hippieboy42069 April 23, 2019

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Rub It On Yer Neck

This Is A Reply When Someone Tries To Shove Good News Down Your Throat Its A Nice Way Of Saying Blow Me

1. Woo-Woo I Played Your License Plate And Just Hit The Pick-It

Answer... Rub It On Yer Neck

2. Girl My Baby Just Bought Me This New Coach Bag

Answer... Rub It On Yer Neck

3. I Just Got Engaged Are You Happy For Me?

Answer... Rub It On Yer Neck

by CheweyLov December 15, 2010

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