Perfect Boyfriend

Someone who is simply amazing, takes your breath away, leaves you with a smile on your face. The boy of your dreams. Someone who'll always be there for you, cheers you up, never makes you upsets, doesn't lie or cheat. ALWAYS honest. Reminds you how lucky he is to have you, tells you how beautiful you are regardless what you look like. The boy you never want to lose. The one you love no matter what and he loves you no matter what.
Kory is the guy of my dreams, he's simply amazing, and he always takes my breath away! He is the perfect boyfriend !
by T-rockk bay bee January 28, 2011
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The Perfect Guy

The perfect guy, is your friend first. He's good looking, which makes you want him more because he's been so sweet during your friendship, but is the one that wants to wait for anything to happen. He doesn't get angry, but if he's upset, he explains himself calmly to you. He makes sure you're compatible before you start a relationship, instead of rushing into things. Once you're dating, you wont care that he has friends that are girls because you don't have a doubt in your mind that he won't be faithful to you. He'll always answer your call. He'll always be there when you cry, and would do anything to make it better. He loves you with or without makeup and would never look at you differently when you don't have it on. Sex never HAS to happen, unless you want it to and he is always willing to "go down on you" and ask for nothing in return. Once he knows, he will tell you about the future he wants to share with you. He'll always be there to cuddle and play with your hair. And anything you ask, he does, just to see you smile.
Damn, that girl is lucky she found the perfect guy!
by swag~so~illest January 11, 2012
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Perfect Relationship

“I think, if you look up ‘perfect relationship’ in the dictionary, you might just see a photo of myself and Eve.”
-Lucifer Morningstar, Season 4, Episode 8 “Super Bad Boyfriend
It Eve and Lucifer, the first and the most perfect relationship.
by EmoNightmare June 06, 2019
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perfect turd

A perfect turd is a turd produced in one push that is a solid column of shit that rests on the bottom of the toilet bowl with its top poking out above the water line.
Jack laid a perfect turd that when he checked his performance was standing up in the bowl looking back up at him
by witchieblackcat February 08, 2018
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Perfect pinch

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" closed after defecating. Perfect pinch leaves the toilet paper perfectly clean.
"No worries on the shortage of toilet paper. I had a perfect pinch."
by OttoParts June 09, 2009
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perfect hatrick

to have sex orally anally and vaginally in same sex session
man we went for it last night i scored a perfect hatrick
by fussyballbag January 22, 2011
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Perfect Shit

A bowel movement where everything goes according to plan. One continuous 'log' is dropped with no discomfort. The clincher: when you wipe, there is nothing on the TP.
by Kurt B. November 03, 2005
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