opporpoonity

An opportunity to get poon.

"Those two assholes just cockblocked our amazing opporpoonity."

"This could be a great opporpoonity."

by jrsb April 8, 2009

opperation fly

to make out then break up

"ooohhh she got opperation fly-ed!!!"

by stellla24 June 2, 2009

Oppositewrong

The most opposite of being right. The wrongest of rightest. To be oppositewrong is to be the most wrong, as it is the opposite of being the most right.
The Sun is oppositewrong of a black hole. The Sun is the Most On (active in performance for a greater, lengthier, and more substancial period of time) of everything ever. It is the most fully greatestly great of anything ever unanimously classified as "on" ever, and is the most abundantly quantiterrificest in comparison to all, most, any, full, every, and almost any full everything. Mostly allest of everything, it is the most fully always right of everything that is the most of the alwaysest "on".

A black hole is therefore fully the mostest "off", and is therefore far fully the finalest frontier of oppositewrong, the mostest of most fully wronged wrongs.

The Sun is the most ON of anything, so a black hole would be oppositewrong of the Sun, because it is the most OFF.

by mlazy July 14, 2009

opportunision

The ability to see opportunities.

Opportunision allows entrepreneurs to seize untapped markets before the competition.

by Inspireyou September 6, 2009

opplu

the meaning of an idiot trying to mix the words obviously and supposedly

so when i was on the couch with jimi i "opplu".....

by natatatalie November 10, 2010

oppo-direc

the complete opposite direction from where you are traveling

I'll pick her up but she's oppo-direc from me homie.

by Forward4130 January 23, 2011

Opportunity Shag

A position in which a man or woman doesn't particularly strive to have sex with a certain individual, but does anyway because the opportunity is there.

"Well, I didn't really want to do her"
"But you did anyway! Total opportunity shag!"

by kyouten3 August 23, 2011