Monster Muff

shaved beaver that has grown back twice as thick

Pats momma has a monster muff, It's like the jungle in nam!!

by 2fast4u April 22, 2006

Monster Inc.

The first jerkin crew that is from the northern marianas islands.

P1: Yo, we're gonna battle monster inc. or what ?
P2: Hell yeah bro, they're going down.

by TinianBoy345 January 20, 2013

Butter Monster

An extremely obese person who can only be satiated by eating other people.

Even though the butter monster had eaten a large fried chicken dinner from KFC, she couldn't be sated until she ate the young child.

by mmitty November 09, 2008

Toof monster

A person who looks like they've got too many teeth to fit in thier mouth.

"Eww did you just kiss that toof monster"

by Lee Tatlock February 05, 2004

Groady Monster

A person who is foul, disgusting and unpleasant to be around. A person who somewhat resembles a monster.

Herp: "Mom yesterday morning you were a total groady monster."
Herp's Mom: "Why thank you son!"
Herp: "Mom, do you know what a groady monster is?"
Herp's Mom: "No."
Herp: "Good."

by dodomypurplebunny July 30, 2011

Ghillie Monster

An extremely rare creature that blends in with its surroundings and is near impossible to detect, and secretly delivers donuts to people it deems worthy.

The last time a Ghillie Monster was spotted was in 2007, in New Hampshire.
A Ghillie Monster came and gave us a plate of glazed donuts!

by khill45 February 14, 2011

White monster

a flavour of energy drink most commonly consumed by bottoms

P1: "Whatcha drinking?"
P2: "A white monster."
P1: "Oh I see ;)"

by fuckfacegayboy December 22, 2022