The place where employees will make you want to go to new york just so you can jump off the empire state building. Employees get your order wrong. No icecream. Coffee from the sun. the only good part of mcdonalds are the fries
by jhyutfrdedtcvygbhj October 29, 2021

A "burger" restaurant. Not really. Its a real estate company. Like most fast food chains originating from the United States of Obesity, every food dispensed from its kitchen contains atleast >10000 calories, resulting in a quick transformation into a mischievous and unachieving creature known as the Discord Moderator, and also by some, League of Legends players.
by TypicalLoggers November 14, 2022

Sophia: Did you fly on a plane to New York from Florida
Olivia: No I rode in Ronald McDonald’s back. Of course I took a plane
Olivia: No I rode in Ronald McDonald’s back. Of course I took a plane
by Sexy girl 321 May 28, 2020

by Redheadlover999 November 29, 2024

by Trixie_420 October 4, 2021

Where Big Mac sauce is layered on the foot especially between the toes, it is then removed by the mouth of a Maccas employee (JACK FORD).
by JELQMAXXER62 May 30, 2024

A purple shake made of Grimace's shit blended with his cum in a cup with whipped cream smothered from his purple ass cheeks.
Guy1: "Whoa dude what is that?"
Guy2: "This is the new McDonald's Grimace Shake. Want to try some?"
Guy1: "Sure dude."
*Sips*
Guy2: "How is it dude?"
Guy1: "Holy shit this is fucking goo-" *chokes and dies*
Guy2: "Dude are you okay? DUDE!!"
Guy2: "This is the new McDonald's Grimace Shake. Want to try some?"
Guy1: "Sure dude."
*Sips*
Guy2: "How is it dude?"
Guy1: "Holy shit this is fucking goo-" *chokes and dies*
Guy2: "Dude are you okay? DUDE!!"
by D3d_Fl0w3r November 7, 2023
