Jessica- Jessica is an amazing girl who will do anything to make her friends happy. She is gorgeous and so talented. She makes you so happy and changes you in unspeakable ways. She has an amazingly outgoing personality and makes you want to be a better person. She can be a lot to deal with sometimes but it is so worth it.
by Get off me. March 7, 2019
Get the Jessica/hephaniemug. by Phazon July 15, 2008
Get the Jessica Albamug. When Queen Jessica is in the Houston area, all Houston professional sports teams currently playing win. When Queen Jessica is not in the Houston area, it makes it possible for Houston professional sports teams to lose.
Queen Jessica was in the Houston area on October 22 and the Astros won the ALCS and the Rockets won their home opener! The rockets have lost every single game since then. The Queen Jessica Effect is true!
by smashgod9999 November 3, 2021
Get the Queen Jessica Effectmug. A phrase used when defining the beauty of other females / female celebrities. (Refers to the actress, Jessica Alba, who is more commonly known for her beauty and hot body rather than her acting skills.) This phrase can be replaced with Megan Fox and/or any other top hottie of your choice.
Holly: "Do you think that girl is pretty?"
Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."
Holly: "Of course not."
Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."
Holly: "Of course not."
by lyssaloo July 12, 2009
Get the She's no Jessica Albamug. The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.
by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008
Get the Sarah Jessica Seabiscuitmug. An effect that does not work when the Suns are in down due to the Chris Paul effect. It works against all other teams however.
The Queen Jessica Effect did not work today. The Suns are in town. It is guaranteed to work January 7 against the Mavs though.
by hehe999999 November 29, 2021
Get the Queen Jessica Effectmug. One of the fill-in actress' for Sara Jessica Parker, however, she is rarely used since she's so damn fat
by Xtreme2252 June 2, 2009
Get the Sarah Jessica Porkermug.