jessica bacon

This girl, you might as well take a seat, is something else, she is truly the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. The first thing you'll notice is her eyes, careful they are very easy to get lost in. The next thing would have to be her smile, it literally lights up the room and is the cutest thing ever. Next is her laugh, now that will have you tripping over yourself because it's the most adorable thing ever. Her body, well It's perfect we are going to leave it at that ;) She is by far the kindest girl ever, she's very smart, she's really funny, you can really have a good time with her. This girl is also the most loving girl you'll know, she treats her man like he's the only guy in the world and he is lucky to have her. This girl is one of a kind, and she truly is a gift from God

Guy 1
Do you see her i think thats jessica bacon, daaaamn

Mr.Bacon
Piss off, shes mine

by Sweatybridge January 25, 2017

Jessica Alba

The most beautiful creature that has ever graced the planet Earth.

Person 1: That chick is hot!

Person 2: True, but she'll never amount to Jessica Alba.

by Phazon July 15, 2008

Queen Jessica Effect

When Queen Jessica is in the Houston area, all Houston professional sports teams currently playing win. When Queen Jessica is not in the Houston area, it makes it possible for Houston professional sports teams to lose.

Queen Jessica was in the Houston area on October 22 and the Astros won the ALCS and the Rockets won their home opener! The rockets have lost every single game since then. The Queen Jessica Effect is true!

by smashgod9999 November 3, 2021

She's no Jessica Alba

A phrase used when defining the beauty of other females / female celebrities. (Refers to the actress, Jessica Alba, who is more commonly known for her beauty and hot body rather than her acting skills.) This phrase can be replaced with Megan Fox and/or any other top hottie of your choice.

Holly: "Do you think that girl is pretty?"

Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."

Holly: "Of course not."

by lyssaloo July 12, 2009

Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.

I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.

by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008

Queen Jessica Effect

An effect that does not work when the Suns are in down due to the Chris Paul effect. It works against all other teams however.

The Queen Jessica Effect did not work today. The Suns are in town. It is guaranteed to work January 7 against the Mavs though.

by hehe999999 November 29, 2021

Sarah Jessica Porker

One of the fill-in actress' for Sara Jessica Parker, however, she is rarely used since she's so damn fat

Sarah Jessica Porker is 90 pounds overweight

by Xtreme2252 June 2, 2009