jacob parsons

basically the goat

braden: dang did you see jacob parsons

kynlie: ya he’s so hot and the goat

by jpdagoatyaboi May 9, 2018

Jacob Stripling

Promising to update the office with a word of the day (aka WOTD) but failing miserably. This word is to keep the office entertained and keep them from killing themselves.

Again this week, he jacob stripling ed... I'm not mad, but i am extremely disappointed...

by jlandrum February 3, 2017

Jacob P

an amazing guy who is really cool and funny and nice and yeah. spill the tea 🤠😎

Jacob p is cool

by YO YO YO TEA SIS February 16, 2019

Jacob Fowler

Autistic Kid who is really short and has an obsession with Matt from Wii sports, Jimmy Neutron and Shrek

Jacob Fowler: Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Quinn: THAT'S what you beat off to

by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019

Jacob Cochran

A complete douche, favorite phrase, "Stop being a bitch". Has a fetish for Asian girls and Alabama hot pockets.

Why's she dating a Jacob Cochran? She deserves a real man.

by A trustable weeb June 8, 2016

Jacob Hawksley

The one who fucking beats the shit out of people and becomes aggravated and mad very easily. He might even be a angry new animal or beast. Who really gives a shit though he kills anyone who comes in his way. Or just pushes them like his friends Zach and Gavin. He is one hell of a shithead.

Jacob Hawksley will kill.

by Hawksley, JaxKrew May 21, 2018

Jacob Thomas

a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.

girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.

by country.rrkkyyy April 19, 2020