Monkey Gum

An innocent sounding name, that hides the soul destroying reality of trapping errant adventure motorcyclists in a never ending loop of pain. A track so nasty all future new tracks are weighed against it.. "Hmmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?"

Hmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?

How hard could it be?, um, Monkey Gum..
We must be near the top of Monkey Gum..

by SpecialGaz August 28, 2022

Gum Gum Water

hehe yes :( a person who is so weird you just randomly call them gum gum water

"HAH I WIN BEYUIJEHBDLKN"
"UH UH UH YOU YOU GUM GUM WATER"
"THE FUCK IS GUM GUM WATER"

by G00fb@11 May 18, 2023

Zmacs Gums

A unit of measurement that is so large it's only used for countries/continents.
So overwhelming that they can be blinding. (The reason koey lost his eyes)

bro that bitch big asf she at least 2 Zmacs Gums

by Big Robo August 9, 2023

plumb gumming

The act of putting ones balls into the mouth of somebody with no teeth!

I gave your nan a good plumb gumming last night

by nfsplayer October 13, 2015

green gum

when you're making out with someone and their flem comes out and they spit it into your mouth.

we were making out and he green gummed me

by shreklives April 14, 2022

gum-bal

The sexiest, most handsome, little, skinny, red dread headed man alive. He can Fo Sho be a smart ass dude, with a short temper, and isn’t much of a people person, but he really cares about all children and deep down is a decent human being with morals. He also has 3 beautiful daughters that love him as much as he does them and a grandson that never fails to show his excitement every time he sees his face, loves The Grateful Dead, has a sweet sense of style with the tendency to influence others in that aspect, and his confidence and intellect take his attractiveness to a whole other level! His soulmate that goes by the name “D” or “gumbalsboo” loves him very much and after nearly 20 years still gets butterflies at times when she sees him. And even though he has a very satisfyingly large penis, and a very soft touch that drives her wild she claims that has nothing to do with her constantly growing obsession with him! He is basically perfect in her eyes and the absolute BEST!

Some random Bitch~ Just glances in gum-bals direction

gumbalsboo~Bitch imma kill you, you don’t wanna fuck wit me

by gumbalsboo February 24, 2023

Fish Gum

A piece of gum that was slid through some vaginal lips and given to a person you hate

“Hey Jessica, here’s some totally normal gum, I call it fish gum” (don’t tell them you put it in your coochie)

by orii34 November 22, 2021