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fetus friends

2 or more friends who are unconditional best friends from birth, who know each other inside and out. they're usually kind of annoying
those two are fetus friends
by Adam Henaghan August 23, 2007
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classroom friend

Someone who you hang out with in class, but nowhere else. They're normally way more popular than you. You get along and hang out in class, but they don't acknowledge you anywhere else.
Girl 1: I kind of like Nick.
Girl 2: Oh he's cute. But do you ever even talk to him?
Girl 1: Kind of. He's a classroom friend.
Girl 2: Oh gosh that sucks.
Girl 1: Yeah.
by swallowbacca May 5, 2013
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friend of the people

A filthy opportunist without any opinion or integrity. Common amongst politicians or business students.
'I'm a friend of the people', Frank said, 'that's why me and the majority always agree, and the majority is always right... now get me my coffee, my dear friend.'.
by Mitaki June 25, 2008
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fuckdumb friend

Just as it sounds, friends that are so fucking dumb that sometimes you wonder why they're you're friends in the first place.
"Wow, Liz totally ditched me today after school. What a fuckdumb friend..."
by dkf June 5, 2009
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friend abyss

The space you banish unwanted Facebook friend requests to when you don't like the person enough to confirm it but don't want to offend them and ignore it so you leave the dormant friend request in your inbox for the rest of time. If ever you should ever run into said person, you can use excuses such as "I have so many friend requests I just haven't got to you yet".
Susan is extremely annoying and I really don't want her checking out my page but I see her out a lot. I'm just going to banish her to my friend abyss.
by Cookie Cordone October 21, 2010
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Friend Sip

A "friend sip" is the absolute limit of liquid a friend is allowed to consume from your drink when you are polite enough to share (one mouthful). No more than a "Friend Sip" can be taken by a friend, preferably less.
*Starts Sculling your Drink* "Wow, cool your fucking jets, Starsky! That was a girlfriend sip! Give me back what you took.
by NateAugustable August 29, 2010
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Tofu Friend

A friend or group of friends who act like those who they are around.
"Dude, Alex was being such a jerk. Usually he is on my side about everything but he was with Ben and TOTALLY being a tofu friend"
by IGreen KnightI April 28, 2009
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