by FREDDIDIEIEIDEOEIDIED November 05, 2020
In this game, you're an orange skittle called Jack Kennedy who has done countless atrocities (you made pizza with Bonnie's face, and don't forget the fox.... we don't talk about that) but that's just another regular day at Freddy's! Oh and did I mention.. DO. NOT. EAT. THE. SALAD. If you do, let's say, there will be consequences. But that's the least of your worries! Have fun at Freddy's! Just not too much fun. We got rid of the Foxy suit just for that reason.
DO. NOT. YIFF. THE. FOX.
DO. NOT. YIFF. THE. FOX.
person 1: have you heard of Dayshift at Freddy's guys?
person 2: yeah, that one FNaF fangame?
person 3: don't yiff the fox
person 4: WAIT WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THA-
Jack Kennedy: allow me to demonstrate
person 1: WAIT NO-
person 2: WHAT THE-
person 3: DUDE NO
person 4: *silence*
phone guy: NOT AGAIN!!
Foxy: *fearful noises* YARGHHH 😰
phone guy: JACK YOU'RE GONNA GET FIRED IF YOU DO THIS GOD DAMN IT
*moments later*
jack: losers *eats salad*
phone guy: YOURE FIRED
others: *traumatized* wth
person 2: yeah, that one FNaF fangame?
person 3: don't yiff the fox
person 4: WAIT WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THA-
Jack Kennedy: allow me to demonstrate
person 1: WAIT NO-
person 2: WHAT THE-
person 3: DUDE NO
person 4: *silence*
phone guy: NOT AGAIN!!
Foxy: *fearful noises* YARGHHH 😰
phone guy: JACK YOU'RE GONNA GET FIRED IF YOU DO THIS GOD DAMN IT
*moments later*
jack: losers *eats salad*
phone guy: YOURE FIRED
others: *traumatized* wth
by ZekeTheFur May 30, 2024
someone who is a pedophile, e.g attracted to kids while simultaneously being extremely creepy and/or enjoying cuckism, the reason for these two contrasting sexual views is due to a lack of height female warmth and attention
by hash_brownzzz November 24, 2024
An object or being whose presence in a video game causes everything to break, glitch or crash. Named after fnaf security breach's character "Freddy Fazbear". True creator of this definition is BackseatYT.
by Goose or Treat February 13, 2023
by kinkykelly July 03, 2014
Markiplier: *Playing FIve Night's At Freddy's 4* Bite: *Comes* Markiplier: WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!??!
by Mr.Gamejolt user 69 August 21, 2022
All Freddies have the biggest and wide dumptruck of a cock , they get all the girls excited . Freddie is one you want to be your dream date and sex party . Freddie gets all the girls and everyone wants to be him . HE IS THE GREATEST.
by DaveGeraldino November 22, 2021