Skibiti Dookie

Skibiti Dookie is when you hide in a toilet and wait for your friend to take a shit and eat it. then poke your head out the toilet with shit in your mouth and say skibiti dop dop dop yes yes!
(epic troll)

Guy 1 hiding in toilet

Guy 2 goes to take a shit

Guy 1: Nom Nom Nom (pokes head out) skibiti dop dop dop yes yes!

Guy 2: Ah! you got me

Guy 1: haha you just got Skibiti Dookie'd!

by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis March 25, 2024

dookie bruise

The resultant indentation lines caused by extensive time sitting on the toilet.

Dang bro, you were sitting the toilet for so long you got some a mad dookie bruise!

by Spanky McSpankSpank June 14, 2022

Dookie dick

A black mans penis.

Tyrone had a dookie dick so I won’t sleep with him. His dick was so ugly that it looked like a truckers dookie.

by americathegreat June 18, 2022

Dooky thomper

A very large, tightly rolled backwood, or any other large leaf blunt variety. Such that you could drop it on the table or the floor and it would make a “thomp” sound and wouldn’t unravel.

“Ayo I got the dooky thomper right here, what are you gonna do with that lame ass swisher? Stick it up your nose?”

by CheekyFootjob February 19, 2022

dog dookie day

Dog Dookie Day takes place every March 1st! The holiday originated from 2 girls running down a hill on March 1st. They quickly jump after noticing a big poopie on the hill.. dogs. They realized that this would make a great holiday! so now, happy dog dookie day ! <3

“Hey we should have off of school it’s a holiday!”
“oh really ? what holiday?”
“dog dookie day duh”

by bees on a boat March 1, 2022

Spooky Dookie

When your doin just fine and all of a sudden you feel a drop in your stomach and your first thought is “oh shit” literally.. your own body spooks you.

I ate tacos last night and had a spooky dookie, so glad the bathroom was near by!

by ItJustHitMe March 4, 2022