Chuck Norris.
Guy 1: Dude I boss played the poker match.
Guy 2: How much did you win.
Guy 1: Boss player.
Guy 2: That's a lot.
Guy 1: Dude I boss played the poker match.
Guy 2: How much did you win.
Guy 1: Boss player.
Guy 2: That's a lot.
by Bossplayer June 10, 2010
Get the Boss Player mug.dude who acts gangsta... friendly... Has strange relations with his friends mostly homosexual in nature. Loves pussy! Most likely fucked your girl, and every girl u know ... he is also a hairy beast... he is also never serious and doesnt get mad very easily and ...... SMOKES WEED ERR DAY .. i mean hardcore .,.. like i never seen him not high before in fact he is right beside me right now smoking a joint lol :P
Stranger: Ayo Bassam .. whatchu fink bout the rap game right bout naw ?
Different stranger interrupts: WHAT IS AN AREOLA ?
Bassam: It's the area around ya nipple
*inaudible verse*
Boy Makzilla made this official
Boy don't trip, Don't pull your pistol
Know what I'm sayin, Say huh
*/inaudible verse*
(Huh)
Different stranger interrupts: WHAT IS AN AREOLA ?
Bassam: It's the area around ya nipple
*inaudible verse*
Boy Makzilla made this official
Boy don't trip, Don't pull your pistol
Know what I'm sayin, Say huh
*/inaudible verse*
(Huh)
by MaryJane519 January 26, 2011
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BOSS OUT is a term that a person (usually a boss) would use to inform either 1 to an infinite amount of people that he or she, which would then be the female boss, is leaving the current party/gathering/cult meeting/ or boss conference
by CPHOOOOD June 8, 2009
Get the BOSS OUT mug.1. That guy you know who came over to your place earlier today when you were at work, banged your girlfriend from behind while smoking a blunt, stole your iPod (with her permission, of course), and left that weird stain by the foot of your bed that you were just wondering about. Strangely, you do not feel bothered by this and are instead filled with great respect for him. Now you know why your girlfriend sometimes calls you 'John' during sex, when your name is Steve. Everyday he does at least five (5) things that you wish you could do but are too much of a pussy to.
2. That girl you know who is better friends with all of your friends than you are. She is also better looking on a bad day than you on a good day. Celebrities read gossip magazines about her. She once had a one night stand with Johnny Depp and left him in the morning with a tear in his eye. He still tries to call her and leave voicemails every so often. You named your cat Sarah after her, so that you could try to use it as a conversation topic to talk to her. This conversation attempt was an overwhelming failure.
3. A word that non-boss people like you use to describe things of extreme awesomeness. Thus, anyone who uses the word 'boss' is by definition not a boss.
2. That girl you know who is better friends with all of your friends than you are. She is also better looking on a bad day than you on a good day. Celebrities read gossip magazines about her. She once had a one night stand with Johnny Depp and left him in the morning with a tear in his eye. He still tries to call her and leave voicemails every so often. You named your cat Sarah after her, so that you could try to use it as a conversation topic to talk to her. This conversation attempt was an overwhelming failure.
3. A word that non-boss people like you use to describe things of extreme awesomeness. Thus, anyone who uses the word 'boss' is by definition not a boss.
you: ooh baby you like that?
girlfriend: yes yes John!
you: ha, he's a pretty cool guy
--
John is a boss.
you (9:35pm): hey, my cat's named Sarah too!
Sarah (9:36pm): lolwut??
you (9:36pm): she's soo cutee!!
Sarah signed off at 9:37pm
--
Sarah is a boss.
you: that's liek sooo boss! LOLOLOL
--
You are not a boss.
girlfriend: yes yes John!
you: ha, he's a pretty cool guy
--
John is a boss.
you (9:35pm): hey, my cat's named Sarah too!
Sarah (9:36pm): lolwut??
you (9:36pm): she's soo cutee!!
Sarah signed off at 9:37pm
--
Sarah is a boss.
you: that's liek sooo boss! LOLOLOL
--
You are not a boss.
by not_even_close May 10, 2011
Get the boss mug.A Boss Beautiful Individual That Checks Hoes(B.I T.C.H.) usually the head hoe (a.k.a. bottom) a pimp has and or is a female pimp herself. Has been in the night life for years or learned the game and headed to the streets herself. A boss b.i.t.c.h. Is no one to mess with, she gets dirty money and is proud of it. One of the most manipulative, 'go getter' you can ever meet.
Abby- "She got all them girls on her team ? She must be making money ! "
Sarah- " Don't mess with her she's a boss bitch, she up to no good Abb."
Sarah- " Don't mess with her she's a boss bitch, she up to no good Abb."
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Get the boss bitch mug.Facebook friend pruning. Your present friend count is your starting point, from which you trim the ranks until you are at roughly 30% of the original count. You have one hour for the initial pruning.
After the initial friendship holocaust (mass deletion session), bonsai theory applies. You must never be content with your network - allow it to grow, while at the same time trimming it back to maintain balance. Feel free to re-add friends as they re-enter your life. Your goals are minimalism and overall quality.
After the initial friendship holocaust (mass deletion session), bonsai theory applies. You must never be content with your network - allow it to grow, while at the same time trimming it back to maintain balance. Feel free to re-add friends as they re-enter your life. Your goals are minimalism and overall quality.
"I started practicing bonsai Facebook about 3 months ago, going from 337 to 78. The steady-state appears to be around 85, and my friends are top-notch."
by R.M. Remlinger March 24, 2010
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