jon

teen is a no no

a jon is not a teen likeer

by tristan69669696969 June 16, 2022

Jon Dretto

Alternate definition or synonym for douchebag.

That guy in the Telsa is driving like a total Jon Dretto - he keeps cutting everyone off.

by FrankieSanz June 17, 2022

Jon

To Jon means to go online or get on the game

“Jon?”
Or
“Y’all want to jon?”

by Farabbas July 4, 2022

Jon-Athon

The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.

I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrived… I have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.

by Renewables July 5, 2022

pulling a Jon

Slang used when you have designated plans with a single person or a group of people and fall asleep 30 minutes ahead of time and miss the plans

He was going to go to a bar to meet his date but he ended up pulling a Jon and slept through it.

by jondoee August 13, 2022

Jon

Jon is so gay. Sometimes he can be very dramatic. Although he has so many dreams, he never does anything to achieve them. Jon is one of the most loyal friends you can have but doesn’t like to show his soft side. Jon grew up with one leg longer than the other one. Jon can be very feminine. He loves the color pink and loves anime. Many times goes by shockwave, and if you ever see a jon, ask him “tu conoce a shockwave”

Jon is so sexyyyyy

by lequeefers22 May 1, 2022

Potato Jon

A term for a dingus that looked up some weird phrase that his friend Mat Wood asked him to look up.

Jonathan, you're such a Potato Jon.

by Matato May 9, 2022