jon

teen is a no no

a jon is not a teen likeer

by tristan69669696969 June 16, 2022

Jon Dretto

Alternate definition or synonym for douchebag.

That guy in the Telsa is driving like a total Jon Dretto - he keeps cutting everyone off.

by FrankieSanz June 17, 2022

Jon

To Jon means to go online or get on the game

“Jon?”
Or
“Y’all want to jon?”

by Farabbas July 4, 2022

Jon-Athon

The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.

I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrived… I have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.

by Renewables July 5, 2022

pulling a Jon

Slang used when you have designated plans with a single person or a group of people and fall asleep 30 minutes ahead of time and miss the plans

He was going to go to a bar to meet his date but he ended up pulling a Jon and slept through it.

by jondoee August 13, 2022

Jon Grammes

When working conditions have reached maximum absurdity and emails are sent to God and country far and beyond that persons level of employment and purchasing power. When someone sends a hate laced email fuled with discontent and rage to get as many reactions as possible so that even the smallest infractions are looked at with a microscope from that point on.

I'm going to pull a Jon Grammes if they don't get hot fixing this fucked up place.

by NurseBriBri October 27, 2022

Jon

Jon skips date day.
Jon ghosts the phone calls.
Don't be like Jon.

Fuck sake! He if he Jon's me one more time, we are done.

by Dontbejon October 27, 2022