dolphin

someone who is ugly af and dumb as fuck

teacher: what percentile do your parents want you to get in the sat?
student1: 142th or 175th percentile

student2: damn she is a dolphin

by ooby24 May 22, 2016

super tiny dolphin

(1) A word to use to keep someone innocent when talking the topic of STDs.

(2) A word for the acronym STD

Hey, do you think Tulisa will give me a super tiny dolphin tonight? I'm feeling lucky!

by Queen of the valley May 22, 2016

Reverse Dolphin Ride

When you ride your cat instead of your cat riding you. See Dolphin Ride.

"Hey look, Alex is giving the cat a reverse dolphin ride."

Is that the best reverse dolphin ride you've ever seen?

I would like to learn how to give a reverse dolphin ride.

by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012

Dolphin Ride

When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile.

"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."

"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"

"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."

"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"

by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012

dolphin slayer

a gentleman with a particular fondness for the ladies of Delta Delta Delta, whose mascot is the dolphin. Often but not limited to the gentlemen of Sigma Chi and Kappa Alpha.

God, Mike is a real dolphin slayer - he's killin those tridelts like a tuna fisherman.

by babydolphin December 12, 2012

Baby Dolphin

The term 'Baby Dolphin' is used when you are with a group of close friends in public and you realize that you have diarrhea, bubble guts, or just need to make a serious trip to the restroom without insulting those around you.

This term is mainly used in a serious situations where you must leave a party or event because you're about to soil your pants and embarrass yourself and others around you.

It's a more discrete way of saying that you need to crap rather than saying it out loud. You simply look at the driver and say, baby dolphin!

Last night we were at a killer party and Taylor looked at me and screamed 'Baby Dolphin', I could tell it was serious so we left and stopped at the nearest gas station.

We were on a double date last night with the guys and Sarah sent me a text under the table that said 'Baby Dolphin', so I went with her to the restroom so her diarrhea wasn't so obvious.

by Ricky Roseay August 19, 2013

Tangle the Dolphin

When a male masturbates, he is Tangling the dolphin.

I wanna Tangle the Dolphin but met-arts photo shopping isn't exiting me right now.

by Dolphin Mangler 112 February 14, 2012