i am squid

A nice Human/squid is polite generous and is very smart

Guy #1 I am squid
Guy #2 what does that even mean?

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Squid

Exactly like an octupus but republican

Person 1: awww what a cute octupus
Person 2: dude thats not an octupus Thats a squid! Its wearing a maga hat!
Person 1: oh my bad

by Excalibur made out of pigeons December 5, 2021

Croatian squid

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.

I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.

by Flipblip July 6, 2024

Squid Marks

Another name for a person's tattoos.

"Check out the squid marks on that guy! That is some serious ink!"

by Fatty Bearsteak September 10, 2019

Squid

A form of masturbation, your hand movement has to be like a squid and your fingers have to be like squid tentacles on the tip of the penis.

Sorry Bro I won't be out tonight I'm gonna have a mental squiddy over some hot latina mom porn.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016

Squid

Slang for a single cigarette

Hey man you got a squid?

Damn! Here needy you lucky I just got a pack from the gas station

by TheJordanzWorld August 18, 2021

Squid

An uncircumcised penis with extra skin.

You can’t use that squid for waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019