wiggle butt

a person who wiggles their butt/dances while hiding their true agenda, or in other words:
someone who is obviously hiding something (usually referring to hiding feelings for someone they have a crush on) and seemingly having fun while doing it
Did you see Josh at the bar the other night? He is such a wiggle butt.
Rachel is being a wiggle butt. I know she likes me.
by dizzy8kid January 29, 2024
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A facility owned by Josh Dauley where he milks big black bitches for buttcheese
oh look it that guy work at josh dauley butt cheese facility
by poopybutt4444444 November 29, 2018
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Butt lice

Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.
If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.
by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 05, 2022
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Butt lice

Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.
If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.
by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 05, 2022
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butt husk

When you crap a popcorn husk from last night’s movie snack and recognize it for what it really is.
Yo Kevin… I was banging this dame in the turd cutter last night and she jettisoned a butt husk out on my Johnson. Damn, son.
by D-Stroyer September 16, 2023
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Butt Blizzard

When you spank a girl's ass with a frozen heath bar until it crumbles, then it feed it to her while fucking her from behind. You must remember to take breaks so the girl doesn't choke. Eat, Fuck, Eat, Fuck...repeat until done.
My girl was hungry, so I gave her a butt blizzard.
by JS123678123 February 20, 2024
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Ivy butt

An Ivy butt is by far the best butt ever, no doubt about that. It is thick, soft, and everyone wishes they had it in multiple ways. It is rare that someone has an Ivy butt without being named Ivy. If a girl is named Ivy she definitely has an Ivy butt.

If you are with an Ivy you are very lucky!😏
Guy1: dude do you see that girls but!?

Guy 2: yessss that is an Ivy right there bc that is an Ivy butt!

Guy1: should I go talk to her?

Guy2: naw there’s her boyfriend there (making out) he’s probably an Ethan.
by Ms. Thick October 29, 2020
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