Splong Head

When someone is a baaad gimp

"ELLIE IS A SPLONG HEAD"
"DANNY IS A SPLONG (HEAD)"

by splong monster July 15, 2018

Got on your head

When Izzyasons actually claps you in an argument, and you are genuinely speechless...

"Dam he/she got on your head?"

by Izzyasons April 27, 2022

Head on the Bread

A sexual and nasty game where a group of men jack off onto a piece of bread. The last one to cum has to eat the bread.

Jack played head on the bread last night and lost.

by Linda Destroy ISIS April 04, 2016

herbal head

1.One who smokes pot so frequently that one might refer to them as a "herbal head"
most often an excruciatingly smelly hippie as well.

pothead blazed doobie hashish stoner hemp

2.a Herbal-Essence shampoo fiend

Grateful Dead Concerts are full of herbal heads.

I drink that herbal shit for breakfast, fo rizzle, son.

by jasey888899 January 21, 2009

Sofa Head

The 2021 United States President

Did you guys see how much of a sofa head Joe Biden is?

by Joe Bidens Worst Nightmare September 02, 2021

Head The Ball

A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.

twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat

by JonnTeee December 17, 2021

Head-Phone

A mobile device specifically designed for the ordering of ‘head’ from the reciever.

“ I called gran on the head-phone, she may be old and stingy but boy does she give it good”

by Smeggfried Rice June 11, 2018