Cock A Doodle Snooze

When a girl falls asleep giving a guy a blow job.

Mary: "Jen! What happened to your forehead?"
Jen: "Mike punched me 'cuz I took a little Cock A Doodle Snooze lastnight."

by Danielle Jean April 6, 2006

Fuck cock balls

Fuck (f-uh-k) cock (k-auhh-k) balls (bah-all-z):

-noun

1. A term commonly used to express an uncontrollably excessive build up of anger and/or frustration;

a. Can be caused from severe pain brought on by a sudden act (dropping something on your foot), disputes, or intense gaming

2. A term frequently used by people suffering with turrets syndrome

E.g. Fuck cock balls that hurt!

E.g. I can't believe I lost that round of tetris. Fuck cock balls.

E.g. You're a fuck cock ball...and a bitch.

by mo pang February 10, 2010

Cock and ball torture

The absolute pain I feel playing for honor

John: “bro wanna play for honor?”
Bob: “nah man I’ve had enough cock and ball torture for one day”

by Carzene June 10, 2020

shittle cock slam

In Xtreme Badminton, a move used to distract other oponents into thinking you're a badass.

Andy performed the Shittle Cock Slam! when he fell over the net

by poopsmith April 4, 2003

Mexican Cock Sneeze

First, stretch a mans jag hole or end of the penis. Insert a funnel and pour a solution made of water, crushed red pepper flakes and cumin down a mans urethra. And swish for 2 to 5 minutes. Then proceed to ejaculate in any fashion you wish. When the man blows his load it is a mexican cock sneeze.

Can also be used as a derogatory term.

She gave me a mexican cock sneeze.
That guy is such a mexican cock sneeze.

by The Hot Sausage June 16, 2010

wopnocker cock banger

since when is it cool to be a homosexual??? join b2k

i knew a homo kid who no one liked...he went on urbandictionary.com and made up the word wopnocker cock banger.

by mateen cleeves March 25, 2005

Cock Vampire

A term invented by internet trolls on sites like ED to describe a female who only craves "teh cock" of her desired mate and who's only desire is to have sex.

"Mariana's waifu is such a Cock Vampire"

by MM132 September 20, 2012