don't go swimming upstream

phrase

Don't make something harder than it has to be.

That girl isn't worth your time, don't go swimming upstream.

Just study or you'll be swimming upstream.

by fargun October 5, 2025

Go weigh yourself

Not having the sting that it used to, the need to replace the commonly used phrase; “go fuck yourself!”, has risen exponentially. Following the recent coronavirus pandemic and quarantine, people around the world have become more sensitive about their newly gained fat. Therefore, the phrase “go weigh yourself” has become more relevant and slanderous to the mass population.

After receiving a snarky comment from a peer, Sanjay muttered “go weigh yourself”.

by Nichols Kerr December 2, 2020

Going Risky

Originally used for when a man knowingly had sex with a girl, who he knew had some type of std (sexually transmitted disease). He would wear a condom for protection, but the "risk" is that it might fail.
More commonly used when referring to dating (or just having casual sex) with someone you know you will have problems with in the future. The "risk"is the aftermath of the relationship.

"I was going risky with my math tutor class last night, but I think she wants a real relationship. That's gonna be a problem"

by YourKngco December 19, 2011

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025

go fish sticking

When a dude starts sticking his genitals in random things and times...

Whoa, somebody get Bob's pants on, he's go fish sticking all over the bok choy!!!

by Bobzilla420 February 14, 2012

imma go foodstamp the couch

sitting on your couch lazily while taxpayers buy your groceries

heyo, imma go foodstamp the couch cuz

by foodstamp_mcgee February 16, 2020

Going Back to Paris

Having to start over from the beginning, especially after making a lot of progress.

The popular Twitch streamer and YouTuber Atrioc said this phrase many times in his video titled "He Took My World Record. I Need It Back.", where his goal was to speedrun all of the main missions in Hitman: World of Assassination in a row on the hardest difficulty, and if he messed up, he had to start over from Paris, which is the first location in the game.

*Accidentally knocks down a house of cards that's taken hours to build*

"Guess we're going back to Paris..."

by EpicGaming11195 September 22, 2024