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Going Nuts

Consuming abnormally large amounts of nutmeg to obtain a cannabinoid/deliriant high
I've been going nuts for so long my wife left me when I thought her foot was my sounding tool
by Bigtiddygothula69 August 7, 2024
mugGet the Going Nutsmug.

Lay Loud Go

Equivalent to "Lei Lao Gou(雷老狗)", used as an insult to Shaowu Lei(雷绍武), a notorious expert in physics, calculus and biology. He is a fanatical opposer of classical physics and denies the accuracy of Newton's Laws of Motion, believing the validity of only his own innovative theories. His theories are often naive or based solely upon personal experience, or even self-contradictory. As a result, he is constantly teased on forums such as Baidu tieba where his stubbornness as well as foolishness is rendered as a nice source of pleasure. Examples:
-When doing calculus always remember to cancel d: dv/dt=v/t
-Zero times any number x is still equal to x
-When going to pee at midnight, you stay inert. It is the bed you sleep in that moves towards the toilet.

-Using L=mkv and certain equations in celestial mechanics, one may come to the absurd conclusion that 1 year is equivalent to 5027904 days. He responds by stating this is "only a small mistake" and "the difference may be omitted"

Recently though, he is getting significantly short-tempered and dumps much more insulting language on forums than before. He is often referred to as "Lei Lao Gou", a sign of disrespect.
"Lay loud go, lay loud go,
Yell the gull toe bool song cold.
Chain chill eve will bar error allele,
Sheet die wool chip lay loud hole!" -LayLoudGo☘
by VZHHHHHH April 19, 2023
mugGet the Lay Loud Gomug.

Go

To move away to something or to move away from something or someone. Pretty simple. Move. Ya know just stinkin move!!
by Llama88 May 30, 2019
mugGet the Gomug.

Going the Jizztance

A game in which two postpubescent men position themselves parallel to each other with a yardstick between them. Each one jerks off. The winner is whoever ejaculates the farthest. The loser must lick the winning cum up.
Man, this cum has a lot of calories. I've gotta stop losing so many games of Going the Jizztance.
by GrillmasterZack February 12, 2018
mugGet the Going the Jizztancemug.

Going Nico

To be so full of masculine testosterone that when triggered, the hormonal rage is uncontrollable
Did you see Warren going Nico on the vending machine yesterday after his zero bar got stuck and didn’t dispense? He flipped the machine over, punched a pregnant lady, and spit in a child in a wheelchair. Nobody has seen him since.
by Tenaciousron May 22, 2024
mugGet the Going Nicomug.

if it make u feel good go off

When u arguing with somebody say this
“if it make u feel good go off “
Meaning if it makes u happy go off
By La’Nae
by Dadren November 2, 2022
mugGet the if it make u feel good go offmug.
.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
mugGet the .9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.mug.

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