Waxing Vag

The art of using the lips of a vagina to smear wax all over one's body surface and then proceed to use the vagina as an arm of sorts to put the paper towels on the wax-covered surface and then ripping them off furiously while a chimpanzee between the age of 1-2 years old watches and faps casually.

The asian ordered the daily special "Waxing Vag".

by JimJum June 6, 2014

Wide Vag Energy

Someone who shows off promiscuous wibes by being overly confident in her own vulgar behaviour.

This skank is giving me Wide Vag Energy, she's probably a hoe.

by BlajarbisKamikaze January 1, 2023

Vag Grip (v.g.)

When a vagina grips down onto the shaft of a penis, or other phalic object with kegal muscles.

I drove Ben wild with my vag grip (v.g.) while riding his shaft last night

by Merochsa December 18, 2016

Vodka Vag

The inability to orgasm during sex due to an overconsumption of alcohol; the female version of "whiskey dick."

girl 1: How was your night with Greg? ; )
girl 2: Not good, I had Vodka Vag
girl 1: Damn Vodka Vag gets you every time

by I'll_sit_on_your_face April 19, 2017

vag sundae

Depending on diet a vag sundae is a product of a fat girl front wiper. Chocolate or carmel.

Sara has a carmel vag sundae. Because she is to fat to wipe her ass normal.

by libertyprime1 November 6, 2021

Vag Glass

When someone’s significant other hides small shards of glass in her vagina, then adding them to his meals over time. The idea is that, eventually, he succumbs to mysterious internal injuries, and she gets away with murder—all while maintaining her innocence as the world's most devoted cook. It's like the ultimate slow-cooker recipe… with a dash of horror.

She mastered the art of vag glass—serving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.

by CristinBurnsInHell August 13, 2024

goat vag

Goat vagina

D loves the goat vag.

by Filthy mustache November 9, 2017