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Unicorn Fart

Putting a mixture of air and glitter up a strippers bum hole, only to see her fart it out.
The stripper last night had a perfect ending to a fantastic show. She finished with a "Unicorn Fart".
by TwincleToes June 8, 2018
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sexual unicorn

When you get on all fours, strap a dildo onto your head and then start headbutting your girlfriends vagina forcefully.

((:)=====D0
Man: Yo I became a sexual unicorn last night!
Friend: Did it work?
Man: Yeah except now I have a major headache.
by Please DKM May 8, 2015
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reverse unicorn

When someone shoves a foreign object into their ass, gets on all fours and sticks their ass in the air, then runs around while screaming.
Bro, did you see that chick last night? She pulled a pretty mean reverse unicorn.
by dirtyblonde1996 June 25, 2017
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unicorn piss

Hot tea; the secret to youth. It's how the Chinese live so long.
Person 1: Hey, is that tea you're drinking?
Person 2: Nah, it's unicorn piss.
by moonshoesrue January 13, 2011
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Majestic Unicorn

A magical pony that has wings and a horn. And is filled with pure magic and candy, but is only in a Utopia.
Ariel: i wish i had a Majestic Unicorn.
Cassandra: There is no such thing.
by Gina the Fat Lard January 16, 2012
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unicorn piss

1. The mixture of Red Bull, Amp. Monster, Rosckstar.. Etc. all in one magical drink

2. if added SPECIAL to the beginning thus getting (Special Unicorn Piss) you add alcohol to this magical prostate tickler and get f**ked up :)
1. a. Yo is that Iced tea?

b. Nope this is Unicorn Piss!
2. a. I'm really in the mood to get messed up.

b. Here, i have some Special Unicorn Piss.

a. Thanks!
by Zigbozute October 19, 2011
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Saskirawr Unicorn

She is the most beautiful girl on this planet, Because she is a unicorn.

She has no horn, but she makes up for it by having sparkly brown eyes.

She loves Emo boys, but Is currently single, but it's just because no boy is good enough for her.
Phwooaar, Look Over there, Theres Saskirawr Unicorn, I'd bang that bitch, but I'm not good enough for her.
by SaskirawrFan December 27, 2010
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