Unicorn Kisses

When you give ,said "unicorn" kisses on arm or head showing love and affection not just lust.

I like unicorn kisses on my birthday.

by xxdontthinkbreathexx December 11, 2011

Unicorn Mercury

The light-green oil thats on the foil or wrapper of a weed brownie.

The liquid is what sustains and breeds new life.

Yo I just drank the Unicorn Mercury
Sir, you will be living likea god soon

by NoMattNo October 18, 2010

reverse unicorn

When someone shoves a foreign object into their ass, gets on all fours and sticks their ass in the air, then runs around while screaming.

Bro, did you see that chick last night? She pulled a pretty mean reverse unicorn.

by dirtyblonde1996 June 25, 2017

unicorn piss

Hot tea; the secret to youth. It's how the Chinese live so long.

Person 1: Hey, is that tea you're drinking?
Person 2: Nah, it's unicorn piss.

by moonshoesrue January 13, 2011

unicorn piss

1. The mixture of Red Bull, Amp. Monster, Rosckstar.. Etc. all in one magical drink

2. if added SPECIAL to the beginning thus getting (Special Unicorn Piss) you add alcohol to this magical prostate tickler and get f**ked up :)

1. a. Yo is that Iced tea?

b. Nope this is Unicorn Piss!
2. a. I'm really in the mood to get messed up.

b. Here, i have some Special Unicorn Piss.

a. Thanks!

by Zigbozute October 19, 2011

Majestic Unicorn

A magical pony that has wings and a horn. And is filled with pure magic and candy, but is only in a Utopia.

Ariel: i wish i had a Majestic Unicorn.
Cassandra: There is no such thing.

by Gina the Fat Lard January 16, 2012

The Unicorn Finish

At the end of sex when the man is ready to finish, he stands behind the girls' head and rests his penis on the top and busts the load forward. The penis is the unicorn horn. GET IT!?

"Yeah Jamal, I was with Shanicequa yesterday. We decided to get it on you know, and I finished with the unicorn. She got pretty pissed because I fucked up the upholstery on her new love seat. The Unicorn Finish was pretty fun though. know what I'm sayin'?"

by dannakins December 17, 2008