National shank your girlfriend day

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend

you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair

by Meatloaf Man July 18, 2021

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to take a shit and wank at the same time

"hey guys I gotta go take a shank give me a min, gotta load my animal porn"
said Sean to the other guys

by getashank September 7, 2016

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A word that teenaged boys use fifty times a day.

Teenaged Boy 1: "Shank, blah blah, shank, blah blah, shank, blah blah, shank, blah blah, shank."
Teenaged Boy 2: "Awesome."

by Lance's Buddy March 9, 2008

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A Shank is a diy prison made weapon but is also used ask a verb when u want to cut someone with a shank. Please don't cut anyone for real.

I'm gonna shank the person who made exams

by I.hate.skool._i.like.unicorns January 17, 2017

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A person's leg. Usually the part of the knee or ankle

This guy scraped his shank!

by judemudrik121 November 6, 2019

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the stabbing and twisting performed with a shanker when inserted into mans anus

to shank really hurts both the receiver and the shanker.

you obtain shankers from good camden stalls and from broken lever-arch french folders.

man lucy bought some good shankers from that camden stall.

shit! my anus is aching after lucy shanked me with her shankers!

bharat is such a shanker, danny boy must be crying after that!

cock

by nosnHoj olim March 14, 2008

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