Shower Squid

The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.
Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”
by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018
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squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game
Hurry up, stop squid wanking in the corner!
by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020
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i am squid

A nice Human/squid is polite generous and is very smart
Guy #1 I am squid
Guy #2 what does that even mean?
by November 11, 2020
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Deep fried squid pancakes

A spineless group of people with no morals or respect, whom lacks brain cells.
by GabeMasterCash December 26, 2017
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Squid Kiss

Every day I wake up and am grateful for the sexy squid kisses across my back.
by vlogz17 May 08, 2023
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