poo hook

The act of inserting ones finger into the anus, or outer surrounding area and massaging until a sufficient amount of aroma exists on the digit. At this point, the finger is then surprisingly inserted into the corner of unsuspecting victim's mouth and with a sharp tug on the finger, it is "hooked" inside the recipient's mouth thus creating a "hook" effect.

Mike was being a pussy, so I had John distract him, got my finger ready and totally gave him a huge poo hook and told him to stop being such a douche.

by StuartMI November 4, 2008

bow to the hook

A catch phrase for the band Los Machos, the band that embodies all that is pirate metal.

BOW TO THE HOOK OR DIE BITCH

arrrrrr bow to the hook yarrrrr arrrg

by piratemetalownsyou December 1, 2003

Twat hooks

The middle finger; the happy finger

See those Olsen twins? I had the pair of 'em sat on my twat hooks at the same time!

by Skell ov Radcliffe January 23, 2009

meat hook

to swiftly approach a man from behind, reach between his legs, firmly graps his genitals, and pull back with all of your might..

the man will fall face first to the ground

this is the sole reason never to turn your back or walk away from a woman during, or shortly after a confrontation

:)

the woman meat hooked him while he walked away

by elec.one August 31, 2006

hook worm

A facebooker, or social network follower who comments on a persons status with the words "Me too!" Offering no other explanation, or details.

Usually meant to boost the offenders self image, or opinion but only making them look like a complete douchbag.

These hook worms on my facebook are getting old, just junking up my status. GTFO!

by Honeybadger the Real August 2, 2011

off the hook

a word meaning cool, brilliant, wicked. made famous by MAXWELL from UK BIG BROTHER 6 (2005)! Said in London (cockney areas) as "Off the 'ook".

Nah man, that was off the 'ook.

by SpeakerBoxx UK September 4, 2005

hook up

to hang out (with a group or individual); to have met them

Justin and his boys hooked up over at The Yard to get some sweet hunnies.

by Catherine May 13, 2005