hook you

He wants to kinda have sex with you but not really.

I want to hook you.

by alley :): April 4, 2017

Beer hook

Someone who is able to obtain beer or any other form of alcohol. They can "hook you up" with alcohol. Hence "beer hook"

We gotta find a beer hook before tomorrows party, otherwise all we're gonna have to drink is kool aid.

by buttcheeks1234 August 23, 2010

Twat hooks

The middle finger; the happy finger

See those Olsen twins? I had the pair of 'em sat on my twat hooks at the same time!

by Skell ov Radcliffe January 23, 2009

meat hook

to swiftly approach a man from behind, reach between his legs, firmly graps his genitals, and pull back with all of your might..

the man will fall face first to the ground

this is the sole reason never to turn your back or walk away from a woman during, or shortly after a confrontation

:)

the woman meat hooked him while he walked away

by elec.one August 31, 2006

hook worm

A facebooker, or social network follower who comments on a persons status with the words "Me too!" Offering no other explanation, or details.

Usually meant to boost the offenders self image, or opinion but only making them look like a complete douchbag.

These hook worms on my facebook are getting old, just junking up my status. GTFO!

by Honeybadger the Real August 2, 2011

off the hook

a word meaning cool, brilliant, wicked. made famous by MAXWELL from UK BIG BROTHER 6 (2005)! Said in London (cockney areas) as "Off the 'ook".

Nah man, that was off the 'ook.

by SpeakerBoxx UK September 4, 2005

hook up

to hang out (with a group or individual); to have met them

Justin and his boys hooked up over at The Yard to get some sweet hunnies.

by Catherine May 13, 2005