California Fappers

A person who is turned on and then masturbates to the California Gurls music video.

Friend 1 Its so strange... a lot of my friends are California Fappers and I don't understand what turns them on to this horrible music and crappy video..
Friend 2 -starring at computer watching Katy Perry-

fap fap fap

by thismusicisshit1289 September 3, 2010

coronado california

town in san diego full of white homophobes, republicans, and rich mexican drug lords.

Oh coronado california? yea im an arizona bitch, I spend summer there!

by brokebitch10 May 14, 2021

California Smash

Where the male locks the woman’s legs then aggressively drops down instead of just thrusting into the vagina

I hit her with a California smash

by Dvrkslide March 26, 2018

california snowcone

When your getting fucked so hard that cum shoots out of your fucking mouth then you eat that shit bitch

"My main man gave me the California snowcone I've ever had and trust me girl I've had a lot of things shoved up my ass.

by Lil j Coco Puffs November 30, 2017

california firecracker

When you nut inside of a girl’s butthole and immediately punch her in the stomach after pulling out, thus making the semen forcefully eject out of the woman’s anus causing a firecracker like explosion.

I gave my girlfriend a California firecracker in the backseat of my civic, that stain ain’t never coming out.

by TheBombDotCom420 November 7, 2021

california klondike

The act of eating a klondike bar while getting tag teamed by two male prostitutes.

"Hey Trevor, how was your trip?

"pretty good, went to the beach and had a couple California klondikes"

by Auti111 May 3, 2014

California Wildfire

(Requires practice) While giving anal, have a large bottle of alcohol with a towel wedged in it and a lighter nearby, (See Molotov cocktail.) When you ejaculate, light the towel on fire, pull out fast, and shove the lit bottle up your partner’s ass. (Towel end out) Then shove them as hard as you can into the ground. The result should be a California wildfire.

That bitch bit my dick so I gave her a California wildfire.

by ThatsNotVeryNice January 15, 2020