Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin

Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!

by kiillrz October 15, 2011

Welcome packed

A way to welcome back someone after he or she has been packing.

Be right back I go pack my bags.
..
Back!
..
You: Welcome packed!

by mirage107 January 13, 2012

Butty packer

A person who drives frustratingly slowly, assumed to be driving for leisure or out on a day trip somewhere. Usually older than 50. Synonym for 'Sunday Driver'.

"Look at that twat. Rover 75; AA stickers in the back window and driving about 3 MPH. Butty packer."

by emopm January 28, 2012

Lee Pacey

A kid from M-Farm dawg

hey Lee Pacey, How you doing down the farm?

by LEEPACEY December 9, 2012

snack packed

Sexual act where you literally eat the shit outta someone's anus

Jim: I was just snack packed for the first time. Ber: that's gross! Who would be kinky enough to snack your pack!?!

by the ber queen August 1, 2013

snow-packed shake

when you pack someones tires with snow. Nick Vavrik and Tristan Rooney are assholes,

Yeah dude Nick and Tristan totally gave Justin's Ford Taurus a snow-packed shake

by AYYYYYBOIIIITAHAHAHAHA December 21, 2013

Flat Packer

A person who carries a pack of cigarettes in their back pocket all day long. Resulting in a FlatPack.

Joe, I could smoke a cigarette if you weren't such a flat packer.

by Angie Says So June 8, 2015