(N):Nerd Bomb
(V): To nerd bomb
-When a person says a pedantic fact that disrupts the flow of conversation/obliquely defeats an argument.
(V): To nerd bomb
-When a person says a pedantic fact that disrupts the flow of conversation/obliquely defeats an argument.
Train Guard: Sorry sir but you can't board the train without your tickets.
Father: I must have lost them on the tube.
Train Guard: Well if you tried to board a plane with no ticket, they wouldn't let you on would they?
Father: Well, yes they would because they'd have your e-ticket and passport information.
Train Guard: =O
-A while later-
Son: Wow Dad that was such a Nerd Bomb.
Father: I must have lost them on the tube.
Train Guard: Well if you tried to board a plane with no ticket, they wouldn't let you on would they?
Father: Well, yes they would because they'd have your e-ticket and passport information.
Train Guard: =O
-A while later-
Son: Wow Dad that was such a Nerd Bomb.
by LeadFarmer December 18, 2012
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by Predicate December 11, 2013
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A syndrome that causes the person with it to become incredibly intelligent after putting on a pair of glasses.
*puts on glasses*
“Eight to the sixth power equals 262,144! Oh golly, I must have nerd syndrome.”
“Thank you guys for watching my skit on me getting nerd syndrome!”
“Eight to the sixth power equals 262,144! Oh golly, I must have nerd syndrome.”
“Thank you guys for watching my skit on me getting nerd syndrome!”
by Daddy Jack February 16, 2018
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I totally dirty nerded her...I can't wait to see her expression when she finds out.
I just gave the best dirty nerd to President Obama...take that socialistic healthcare.
I just gave the best dirty nerd to President Obama...take that socialistic healthcare.
by smirnoff1264 April 17, 2010
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A geek is someone who is unusually enthusiastic about a specific topic, sometimes an unusual topic, such as computing, science, maths or painting tiny models from Lord of the Rings.
Boffin:
A term used almost exclusively in the UK to affectionately refer to an expert or egghead. This term originated from the 'back room boys' in the second world war who were, amongst other things, operating radar and trying to break the german enigma code.
Nerd:
Someone who has difficulty negotiating social situations. The term has strong negative connotations and is mostly used as an insult. Nerd is often used interchangably with geek and it is true that many people are both but they mean different things.
A geek is someone who is unusually enthusiastic about a specific topic, sometimes an unusual topic, such as computing, science, maths or painting tiny models from Lord of the Rings.
Boffin:
A term used almost exclusively in the UK to affectionately refer to an expert or egghead. This term originated from the 'back room boys' in the second world war who were, amongst other things, operating radar and trying to break the german enigma code.
Nerd:
Someone who has difficulty negotiating social situations. The term has strong negative connotations and is mostly used as an insult. Nerd is often used interchangably with geek and it is true that many people are both but they mean different things.
Geek/Nerd/Boffin
Geek:
"OMG OMG IT'S A TINY PAINTED IAN MCKELLEN!"
Boffin:
Spitfire pilot 1-"Biggles have you heard the news?"
Spitfire pilot 2-"No, what is it jeffrey?"
Spitfire pilot 1-"The boffins have cracked the enigma code!"
Spitfire pilot 2-"Excellent; lets get up there and give those germans a taste of our good old British spunk, bristol fashon, six of the best trousers down!"
Nerd:
Normal person-"Well this is a fine state of affairs!"
Nerd-"Is it... I though it was a disaster?"
Normal person-"OMG I was being sarcastic. You are such a nerd!"
Geek:
"OMG OMG IT'S A TINY PAINTED IAN MCKELLEN!"
Boffin:
Spitfire pilot 1-"Biggles have you heard the news?"
Spitfire pilot 2-"No, what is it jeffrey?"
Spitfire pilot 1-"The boffins have cracked the enigma code!"
Spitfire pilot 2-"Excellent; lets get up there and give those germans a taste of our good old British spunk, bristol fashon, six of the best trousers down!"
Nerd:
Normal person-"Well this is a fine state of affairs!"
Nerd-"Is it... I though it was a disaster?"
Normal person-"OMG I was being sarcastic. You are such a nerd!"
by Lord Kitchiner October 13, 2012
Get the Geek/Nerd/Boffin mug.A person who spends most of their pathetic life on the computer, spamming aimlessly on MSN, AIM, ICQ or some other chat program. They spend hours on end on it. But then when a simple task comes up like running a program, they have to ask you like a babbling idiot until you help them.
Even then they still seem to ask what you do even if you can't make it any clearer and you would have better luck explaining it to a deaf dog with herpes.
Even then they still seem to ask what you do even if you can't make it any clearer and you would have better luck explaining it to a deaf dog with herpes.
by Kevin S. January 6, 2005
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