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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, that even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to can't make head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning 'neither here nor there'
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us a physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I'm neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk, just a little peeved. Bear with me; today i feel eccentric and just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter
by Sexydimma January 3, 2013
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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, or at least most people working on it, that no one, not even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. Let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's (people with Phd's in their respective fields) at CERN, he may be able to help. My dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.
by Sexydimma May 13, 2012
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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter
by Sexydimma August 27, 2013
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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

making fun of the main historical actors of the Crusades of The Middle Ages (in the sense that The Crusades had no historically visible purpose to them at all, other then political and religious hate) this term is used to describe

a) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody working on it that no one, not even experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): a cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. wtf.

boy 2) hang on, let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's at CERN, he may be able to help. my dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
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Ellen-may Knight

What can I say about Ellen-may Knight. she is really only happy when food is in front of her. once i saw her push a old lady over and run away with all of her shopping.......because she was hungry! you may think she looks hot and sweet, but when you get to know the real Ellen-may knight you will think twice about asking her out and just staying good friends. :)
Ellen-may Knight
by tedd22 November 28, 2011
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Pull a Michael Knight

Pulling a Michael Knight: Grabbing someone by their shirt collar and prop them up against a wall when you are angry with them. Typically followed by some verbal threat of some type. Often used as a tactic by Michael Knight in the award wining 1980's Knight Rider Television series.
Joe was refusing to give me my CDs back so I had to "Pull a Michael Knight" on him to get them back!
by Zatara74 July 11, 2011
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Chaos Knights

1. Militant, activist homosexuals who engage in domestic terrorism, usually as the military arm for so-called civil rights organizations or purely for self-serving reasons.

2. Domestic terrorists whose own homosexuality is their political cause. Being a Choas Knight (CK) is similar to other domestic terrorist organizations such as Sinn Fein or Hezbollah.

3. A person who is socially active in spreading the self-centered cause of his or her own homosexuality. The idea is to overthrow others' worldviews and interests and instead have them focused on the Chaos Knight himself/herself. Searching for worshippers, the Chaos Knight seeks to bully, intimidate, and harass others until they no longer give grievance to his/her open homosexuality.

4. Refers to bully homosexuals.
The Chaos Knights in Roswell, Georgia have climbed on top of their parents' houses and are demanding passersby to accept their golding homosexuality!
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