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Jock

An arrogant asshat who thinks they are literally jesus. they call things they dont understand gay, and if you insult them they'll give you a dumbass response.
A normal person: HEY DICKHEAD!
a jock: YO MAN SHUTT DUH FUCC UP U BITCH

another jock: U FUCKIN GINGER YOU'RE A RETARD UHUHUHUHUHUH
the "ginger": have you ever heard of a man by the name of GEORGE FUCKIN WASHINGTON??!
by GnomeBoySP December 14, 2017
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Jocks On Horses

A person that hates on people with Horse Masks or horses in general. They hate horses usually because of past experiences.
Guy 1: That Arty guy has his Jocks On Horses
Guy 2: No kidding! I saw him cussing one out yesterday.
by wahtduh May 8, 2014
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Jock-mattress

A girl that constantly sleeps with a guy(or guys) that are jocks
She’s still sleeping with him, what a jock-mattress

Shut up, jock-mattress
by Mrsknoxoverstreet October 31, 2020
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Jock

the reason why I hate coming to school
bitch ass nigga who only cares about sports,arrogant asshole who only cares about himself,popular,picks on everyone,a dumbass,eventually they will end up working at McDonald’s wonder why they aren’t in the World Cup and then they’ll finally see reality.
Ugh jimmy is so popular and strong and attracts all the girls I wanna be like him jimmy the great jock.
by joeamrys May 4, 2022
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Jock Trip

a sub label of the style prep, now defined as its own swagger type.

Prep- for typical teenage behavior, in areas like clothing, school behavior, and sports participation, classic, intelligent.

-preps usually are more ambitious and/or image-conscious than others.

Trip- meaning the Swagger itself represented
Ayyy, my boys rockin' his jock trip today
by swaggeright December 7, 2010
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Stupid Oxford Jock

A kid in Oxford who sneaks into gym class, plays sports, and goes to the weight room. Normally they are annoying. Commonly they say “Aye u goin to the weight room?”
Oh my god that senior is such a Stupid Oxford Jock.
by fortnightninjaballz69 March 10, 2022
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Burger jock

A loud obnoxious, rude and self righteous American.
Whilst travelling our tour was completely overrun by burger jocks.
by Jay654321 December 3, 2014
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