jock rock

Overly obnoxious and overly produced dad rock that lives and breathes toxic masculinity. (i.e. Journey and Aerosmith)

I'm glad Nirvana came around to put an end to jock rock.

by Ben Recob December 30, 2023

Jock

To sweat one, to grovel incognito, to beg, to give props incessantly, to repeatedly question or attempt input…

Damn ghetto man you need to get off of urban dictionary jock!!!

by Ghetto man October 18, 2021

Jocke

An unfunny band kid, thinks that it’s funny to Naruto run UN-ironically. Also carries around a teenage mutant ninja turtle lunchbox after elementary schools. Still thinks big Chungus and Ugandan knuckles are funny. Annoying kid to be around and isn't cool at. All.

Person 1: so as I was Saying, I think avocado’s are overrate-

Person 2: wait hold on I think that’s Jason the jocke.
Person 1: what’s even that? I don’t think you that’s Been a characteristic yet.

Jason: WHOOPS almost bumped into you hehe I mean like, Do you know da wae 🤣🤣
Person 1/2: *terrified of how not only did he make terrible old joke reference that was not funny to begin with but also spoke emoji*

by yOuR.REaL.nAmE.!!! April 22, 2020

Jock

Jocks are just no good people who date cheerleaders and have fun in beating people up. When they grow up they end up playing video games in their childhood basement.

The jock is a bully.

by Jock hater13 October 23, 2018

Jocks

1. A group of (usually) guys who play sports, the term is usually used in a dierogatory fashion to show distane for those who place sports in high regard
2. A Australian term for underwear

1. God I fucking hate how all the girls go for the jocks !
2. Now that I nicked her jocks me and the mates are gonna go have a flog behind the schoolyard

by Type one Taylor July 5, 2018

Jock

A generally sporty, bulky person. Often are assholes who have no respect for others except those who praise them or are also jocks. Some can be nice, but good luck finding one. Also for some reason are really great intercourse material for shallow people with no knowledge of the phrase “never judge a book by it’s cover”.

“Stay away from the jocks, they can be a bit rough.”

by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023

Jock-Strap

When a male inserts his penis into another male while strapped to his chest using the strapped up males erect penis to have intercourse with another male.

Me and my buddy went Jock-Strapping last night, Its was Amazing!

by Jamsack January 16, 2021