jamaican sunburn

when one mushroom slaps a ho until she is completely red, then explodes in her ass.

dude, at the spring break party, I totally gave this one chick a jamaican sunburn!

by Mylo Howard June 6, 2007

Jamaican Polar Bear

A move demonstrated during sexual intercourse when the male ejaculates on his partners face, throws bleached pubic hairs in the semen (Angry Gorilla) and proceeds to defecate on their head symbolizing a polar bear with dreadlocks. Works best when the male has diarrhea. Used as either a breakup tactic, revenge tactic or a fetish act.

Yeah she wouldn't shut the fuck up so i just gave her a Jamaican Polar Bear yet she enjoyed it.

by thefckisapseudonym March 22, 2010

Jamal

I spoiled brat. A black guy who thinks he's the shit but is wack. Little dick, who gets used for his money. Weirdo into sex toys and secretly gay. Drug addict who thinks he's a kingpin.

He's so annoying, he must be Jamal.
What a loser, he must be Jamal

by Trudytrue May 29, 2017

Jamal

One Sexy Ass Big Dick Havin Tall Glass Of Chocolate Milk

This Applies To Anyone Named Jamal (Not Jamaal Not Jamel ) Has To Be Spelled As Displayed In Defenition.

by DatNigga101 June 18, 2018

jamaican breakfast

Having a Red Stripe Jamaican Lager and Joint for breakfast.

Bob's hungover again, he's got his Jamaican breakfast.

by MC Dad April 17, 2017

Jamaican guy with dreads

There is no definition for him but here is a story

Jamaican guy with dreads once broke down my door, “AYAMON!!!” He starts spinning at nine hundred miles per hour and creates a category twenty tornado! Suddenly his dreads get ripped off and, razor sharp, they starts flying around and start killing people, then they fly into the ocean, afterwards forgotten for fifty years , then they come back as a hair monster the size of the United States and kill nearly everyone in the world, but someone throws a Molotov at it and burns it into nothing, the hair smoke that came from it, it’s poisonous and radioactive, every one dies.

Five hundred billion years later, bacteria evolve into humans, but they can’t breathe oxygen they can only breathe carbon dioxide, they all die, then, finally, they evolve into normal people and then it all happens all over again.

THE END.

by Thatrasistkid November 30, 2017

Jamaican Mudslide

Outlawed in so e jurisdictions, a Jamaican Mudslide occurs when a male is engaging in doggy style intercourse with a partner. The male makes sounds as if he's going to blow a load, but instead turns around and sneakily defecates on the partners back, mimicking the feeling of a warm load. The partner usually notices what has happened only when it is too late, and feces is already sliding down your back (hence: mudslide). Usually, the increased weight of the feces or smell of the room alerts the partner to second guess what is on their back. The discovery is generally unfortunate.

Sarah: What happened to that guy you met on Tinder?

Judy: We were having sex and he said he was going to bust on my back and I said ok. I then heard weird sounds and felt a very heavy, warm spot on my back. I stood up quickly, and his poop slid down my back. I was very embarrassed.

Sarah: Tinder is nuts. You got a Jamaican Mudslide.

Fefecate shit mudslide

by Great Seany May 3, 2018