Is the opposite of comedy. He is a stand up comedian so unfunny, he actually makes you cringe. He is about as funny as an AIDs flavoured ice cream. He represents a new generation of comedians who are simply on TV because they are reasonably attractive to 14-year-old girls who don't realise what comedy is. He is one of the new comedians that don't need jokes, but just swearwords and prancing around a lot. His lack of talent, however, is not an obstacle for Jack, because his father is a high-profile talent agent formerly in charge of people like Judi Dench, and this basically means Jack inexplicably is present on every TV show despite being utterly shit.
Kid: Mother, there is a funny smell coming from the toilet.
Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?
Kid: Arn't they the same thing?
Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.
Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?
Kid: Arn't they the same thing?
Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.
by ozlehfewfhgg March 13, 2011
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A co-ed masturbation party at which the participants, as a rule, do not touch. These parties replaced orgies in the 80's when it finally dawned on the straight community that they were not immune to the AIDS virus.
-"We got our bottle of EZ-glide lube and the Mrs. and I are ready for tonight's Jack and Jill off! Wanna join?"
-"Man no way! That 'no lips below the hips' stuff is boring! I'll take a chance on a real orgy!"
-"Man no way! That 'no lips below the hips' stuff is boring! I'll take a chance on a real orgy!"
by Trebor1970 December 24, 2008
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Get the jack on mug.Masturbating while taking a dump, especially if done out of neccessity due to lack of a more appropriate venue.
This camping trip's been a bear, I've had no time to myself. Things got so bad I had to take a Jack Duke in my friend's RV.
by snakepit7 February 10, 2005
Get the Jack Duke mug.The ninja jack. The act of jacking off silently (quickly in most cases) and without those around you knowing that you had even done so.
Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).
Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).
Girl: "Hey, so anyways my day blah blah blah"
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"
Ninja jack successful.
Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"
Almost.
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"
Ninja jack successful.
Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"
Almost.
by The Noob Tuber April 2, 2010
Get the ninja jack mug.South African Afrikaans rapper. Famous singles include "Jy dink jys cooler as ekke" (You think you're cooler than me), Dans Dans Dans with Francois van Coke and Die Vraagstuf with Die Heuwels Fantasties.
Famous for his zef style and straightforward lyrics.
Famous for his zef style and straightforward lyrics.
by Ms.Laliness June 30, 2010
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