Pulling a J

When the fomo is too real and you just need to come back and chat with people cause being lonely isn’t any fun.
Person 1: Hey did you see that guy that left?
Person 2: yeah, he’s pulling a j
by Python3 April 18, 2019
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J-bombing

When Christians drop "Jesus" into a conversation unexpectedly.
Me: "So I'm thinking of going on a diet...maybe I'll do Atkins..."
Christian: "Yeah! Well Jesus fasted didn't he?"

They just J-bombed/J-bombing
by Doppa April 12, 2015
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j sac

The stomach, most natably named because it is literally a sac shaped like the letter J.
dude1: "dude, you look tired."
dude2: "ye, i haven't filled my j sac in hours."
by ego-tripper August 01, 2009
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Top J

Top J - ed/ing - adjective/verb/noun

/täp/ /jā/

1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself

3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging
1. Dang dawg, Fred be always tryna step up and Top J my story.
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!
by Ole Dirty Dirty June 05, 2017
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J-Some

A threesome involving a couple and an outside third party, in which the couple has intercourse and then one member of the couple has intercourse with the third party, leaving the other member uninvolved.

Often used as an excuse for a member of a couple to have intercourse with somebody who is not their significant other.
“My girlfriend keeps asking for a j-some with her friend, I’m starting to think she just wants to be with her instead.”
by PigeonWithAHat August 23, 2021
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knee-j

knee j, blowjob, bj, hj, handjob, job, orgasm, sperm When a male or female does the knee orgasm trick on a female.
stinky steve: bro i just did a knee-j on becca....
andy: dude did she moan?
stinky steve: yeah bro it was the best knee-j ever
by thatruth34 December 05, 2007
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Jacob J

I'm a bit of a Jacob J when it comes to drinking
by Polish_Penetrator January 15, 2023
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