i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota.

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

your boy for life

- Someone who will always have your back, anytime, anywhere. The only person you can truly trust in this world aside of your grandmother.

- One of the greatest rapper's to ever live; hailing from Queens, NY.

ex. 1: "Yo, you know Punjeep is your boy for life. You've been friends since the womb y'all."

ex. 2: "Damn, that dude has incredible lyrical flow and exquisite punchlines. That must be that ill rapper from Queens, Your Boy for Life.

by Pedophile Kyle September 28, 2013

Packing your bags for pussy

the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.

Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."

Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."

Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"

Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."

Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"

by Prik Nash July 8, 2019

Too young for that shit

Once a person feels the need to avoid a certain event which contains mature content and the likes, such as pornographic and erotics, they have the option to use this excuse. But basically it can be used for anything which the person is too young for, even if they are not young in age.

Person 1: Hey man, wanna watch that erotic movie later at my house?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm too young for that shit. Sorry.

Example 2

Child: Dad, please tell me what you and mom talked about earlier!
Father: Son, I'm sorry but you're too young for that (shit).

by IkaIsTooStrong™ November 7, 2013

The Chelsea Bunn Youth Hostel for Boys

The Chelsea Bunn Youth Hostel is located just north of the University of Texas, providing a peaceful setting only minutes from downtown Austin. Guests are only footsteps away from bus lines, the hike & bike trail, and the Colorado River. A 10 minute journey could take you to the middle of the Red River music district, to the stylish hub of South Congress, to the cool waters of Barton Springs Pool, or to many nearby shops and restaurants (including a five star Taco Cabana and several Four Loko and Bud Light Clamato vendors). The fun and friendly staff would love to give you some ideas of what to do in town and directions on how to get there!

Sleeping arrangements include an extremely comfy couch and a futon (be sure to ask for the second mattress). Other amenities include a jet-propelled toilet, a fine selection of Folgers coffee and specialty teas, and a kitchen stocked with breakfast food and cold cuts (but be careful about asking the hostess to make you a sandwich when you stroll in a 2:30 a.m.)

"Dude, want to come to Austin with me this weekend?"
"For sure. We staying at The Chelsea Bunn Youth Hostel for Boys?"
"You know it. I'll brink the Ernie K., you bring the Four Loko."

by instead of coming he went January 10, 2010

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler 🙉😹😹🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖Ur so skibidi 🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻Ur so fanum tax 🤑🤑🤑🤑😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😉🙃🙃😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇 qwegegahjjhzhhccxbjxjdmnej3j W RIZZ🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 NERD ENRD ERDNERSNERSNW4S disbney woRLD 🌎 ♥️ ✨️ 💖 ❤️ 💕 🌎 ♥️

Guy 1: Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler 💥💥💥💥
Guy 2: are you mentally ok
Guy 1: Ur so skibidi 🤑🤑 ur so fanum tax🤩🤩🤩🤩
Guy 2: *calls the police*

by brian33337 October 18, 2023

Writing Your Own Name's Definition for Urban Dictionary

you are lonely. You are probably assuring yourself that you have friends and an interesting personality. You will probably go back and look at your name's definition you wrote and pretend someone else wrote it for you. Maybe you will suggest searching names to your friends, and stumble across the one you wrote, and have it be "scarily" true. Good luck. It gets better.

writing your own name's definition for urban dictionary is what you do on a friday with no friends around.

by jakehatesrakes January 13, 2015