The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on

She's amazing. Also used to send the 25 questions which I have no idea about.

Person 1: Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on
Eliza: Wow so true here are the 25 questions

by ionlyseemygoals_ September 25, 2023

worst bar ever rapped

always plug merch link in bio.

“what song has the worst bar ever rapped in it?”

“It’s everyday bro”

by tiny meat bitch May 26, 2021

Finest mf ever

Finest mf ever to be on this earth

Diego is the finest mf ever

by b3lllaaa September 19, 2021

Evers

A depressed ginger but we love him as a friend.

Guy: hey Evers

Ginger: I’m not a robot

by Balderanus48 October 7, 2019

Worst Texter Ever

Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"

"Hey do you know who's the Worst Texter Ever is, right?"
"Yes it is Violet "Purple" REDACTED."

by mynameispurple September 25, 2019

Ever won't

Ever won't is a backwards form of saying won't ever, but for dumb people. This is a thing now because Ruthie made a typo.

"That's alright, we just EVER WON'T say his name again, we'll only call him Volcano boy."

by everwon't.com April 29, 2019