evan laster

retard

person 1: yo look at that guy, such a retard
person 2: yea he's a complete evan laster

by steeee davenport February 14, 2018

tom evans

He’s not fat he’s just flumpy

You’ll end up looking like Tom Evans if you don’t stop eating cake

by Darkmemelordhoward January 23, 2019

evan grant

A man who is forever single. He sucks dick at any chance he gets.

Man, he is such a evan grant.

No one wants to be like evan grant.

by OhDaddy99 December 13, 2016

Evan Gillam

Evan Gillam is a ScreaM (cs:go pro player) wannabe. In his spare time he enjoys playing growtopia cs:go and minecraft, even though he is 15 he enjoys these games and most of all enjoys jacking off to hentai and Nazi WWII porn

Evan gillam is a loser

by evan gillam is bad July 22, 2017

Evan Turley

The worst fucking person on planet Earth. Like actually, how is a human person this shit. Evan Turley’s are usually found in a low end high school in Illinois. If you find him, call him a loser, he understands. Evan Turley’s usually don’t have much skill in anything, basically just scum of the earth

Teacher: Who’s your partner for your project?
Student: Evan Turley

Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole

by SuperCloud50 October 18, 2019

Evan Price

Word used to describe an extremely greasy white boy. Often noted to have an absurd amount of acne.

Wow that kid is so greasy; he's an Evan Price for sure.

by APBIOIYKYK33333 September 3, 2019

Evan Iriarte

Evan Iriarte, I’m gonna be honest, he’s the cutest man alive, he is the most chill laid back person you’ll meet, he’s big asf and his car is speedy😈 I love evan and you do too

Did you see Evan Iriarte and that stupid 5.0 driver doing donuts?

by baklava. November 23, 2021