Howard Waynesboro is the Whitest Name on Earth
by HowardUrStupid September 14, 2023
Me “Bro on me My hips killing me”
Friend “why?”
Me “I found a hole in the ground today and started Earth Worming the shit outta it
Friend “why?”
Me “I found a hole in the ground today and started Earth Worming the shit outta it
by Sir Gunt May 12, 2024
son: daddy?
dad: not now son.
early teen son: dad.
dad: Son!
Smoker son: Earth died so badly dude..
Mars: Yeah bro hey who is that?
Smoker son: Idk man
dad: not now son.
early teen son: dad.
dad: Son!
Smoker son: Earth died so badly dude..
Mars: Yeah bro hey who is that?
Smoker son: Idk man
by Bird feeder was here August 17, 2022
default is the fattest person on earth
by SMARTMAN26578 December 28, 2023
When someone is so busy doing something that is not important versus doing something that is important
by Beaverdammit August 05, 2023
by Jerryofficial November 24, 2021
When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".
Guy 1: What're you doing?
Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.
Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.
Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022