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the history of middle-earth

The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).

HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.

Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.
In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.
by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015
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scum of the earth

The phrase "scum of the earth" is a derogatory term used to describe someone who is the worst person on earth. It implies that they have no morals, lack empathy, and have a general disregard and disrespect for others. People who are "scums of the earth" usually partake in activities such as: lying, cheating, and gaslighting. This is an offensive term that should not be used lightly.
"I heard he was cheating on his girlfriend with his ex during the entire 3 year relationship. He's a scum of the earth."
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that’s what makes the earth round

A word used when someone says something obvious
Person 1. Money doesn’t grow on trees!
Person 2. Well yeah, that’s what makes the earth round.
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Earth

Combination of big pieces of land

Like north America South America Asia Europe Africa
I love our fucking dumb earth.
by Pataooil June 8, 2022
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Earth Pearls

The edible rhizome of Stachys affinis also known as crosne, Japanese artichoke, or knotroot. The rhizome looks like white pearls pressed together and tastes like a gentle and slightly sweet radish raw. When cooked it takes like a slightly nuttier artichoke.
You can harvest earth pearls in the fall.
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The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".
Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022
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raph the best human that lived on earth

raph the best human that lived on earth is emili's
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