smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual

will you give me some of your smurf cream

by smurf cream man September 5, 2020

Sad Cream

This act happens when you ejaculate to very low quality porn involving morbidly obese women.

The night after Jason lost his job he experienced a sad cream.

by _Einherjar March 11, 2021

The Boston Cream

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down

Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”

by Annib March 4, 2022

cream slush

When a guy gets some ice from Mickey D’s, grinds it with his teeth, then goes down on a lady until she orgasms into his ice-filled mouth in which the male spits out the ice/cum mixture into her belly button, takes a straw and blows bubbles into it. From here he can either Spring Break ‘04 or Summer Popsicle

Shit it was so hot out yesterday, I wish Jazmine would have let me have a cream slush

by C nastii May 11, 2018

corner cream

The foamy goo that some people develop in the corners of their mouth/lips. Sometimes it is much more noticable when they are speaking to you.

I couldnt stop looking at how bad she needed to lick her corner cream when she was talking to me.

by Sapianhomo July 31, 2018

dewberry cream

When, upon removing one's penis from their partner's vagina/anal cavity, the male deposits a portion of his semen in his partner's belly button.

Friend: So how'd it go with the lady last night?

Male: Bro, we were goin so hard and fast I pulled out and accidentally gave her a dewberry cream

by Clit Toris April 11, 2017

Clotted cream

Noun
When you eat someone out the first day of their period and their cum is chunky, and you swallow it

I hooked up with them last night and saved the clotted cream for my scone this morning

by Sarsmillar January 16, 2022