If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude
If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude mug.The Savior of the entire world. He loved you enough that He died for you on the cross. Come to Him, and He will give you rest. For we are all sinners, and fall short of the glory of God (Romans 3:23). Admit your sin, repent, trust in Him as your only path towards salvation, and commit your life to Him. If you choose to reject this message, your blood be upon your own head...
Person 1: "Jesus is King!"
Person 2: "No He isn't"
Person 1: "I forgive you, just as He has told me to, just as He has done for the entire world. I love you, and He loved you enough to die for you. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life."
Person 2: "Oh. that gave me a new change of mind..."
Person 2: "No He isn't"
Person 1: "I forgive you, just as He has told me to, just as He has done for the entire world. I love you, and He loved you enough to die for you. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life."
Person 2: "Oh. that gave me a new change of mind..."
by lizardbois640 June 7, 2025
Get the Jesus Christ mug.A cheeky phrase that is used when intending to politely ask for anything. It both captivates its recipients, and lets them know that the user is a follower of Jesus.
Mama:
Son, would you like some more milk?
Son:
Yes mama.
Mama:
What’s the magic word?
Son:
Pleasus Christ.
Mama:
Good boy, my son. Now go pray to Jesus. Pleasus turn off the light before going to bed.
Son, would you like some more milk?
Son:
Yes mama.
Mama:
What’s the magic word?
Son:
Pleasus Christ.
Mama:
Good boy, my son. Now go pray to Jesus. Pleasus turn off the light before going to bed.
by bodakun April 19, 2024
Get the Pleasus christ mug.A person who feels that God exists and that God assigned them a specific gender with divine intention. This person accepts their assigned gender as given at birth and aims to honor their creator and the identity that was assigned to them by God.
How are you not all stressed out about your pronouns? Because I was Christ-gendered at birth and it's not a problem to be solved.
by HardColdTruth May 3, 2024
Get the Christ-gendered mug.(To the editors, please let this be approved. I am in no way trying to impose my beliefs on anyone, as I am not forcing anyone to convert to Christianity and am not trying to offend anyone either. All I want to do is help people because Christ saved my life when I was in a really bad spot and would like for others to feel the same amount of joy as I am right now. Thank you)
Jesus Christ- A character from the Holy Bible. Many believe Jesus Christ is fictional, but there is a ton of historical proof that says Jesus Christ really did exist and really did die on the cross. Moreover, a lot of people have decided not to put their faith in Jesus Christ, as they believe that the whole notion of there being a god who will save us all is asinine. This is wrong for two reasons.
Jesus Christ- A character from the Holy Bible. Many believe Jesus Christ is fictional, but there is a ton of historical proof that says Jesus Christ really did exist and really did die on the cross. Moreover, a lot of people have decided not to put their faith in Jesus Christ, as they believe that the whole notion of there being a god who will save us all is asinine. This is wrong for two reasons.
by TrynaBeAesthetic+GoodStudent May 8, 2024
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1) We are certain that there is a God who created the universe. This is true, because according to the principle of the conservation of energy(an actual physics principle that has proven to be true), that energy can neither be created nor destroyed(found in Wikipedia), which means that the universe would have no chance of existing to begin with, if someone smart enough, who is above all things and above all physical laws that transcend the universe, didn’t create universe itself. Also another reason why god exists, is because of the biological principle of inheritance, which states that the ascendant will inherit characteristics from his creator. Effectively, if we know there must be a creator of the universe because of the principle of the conservation of energy and that creator must be similar to its creation. So, if the universe is infinite, then the creator must be too; and if the universe has incredible powers in it(black holes, gamma ray bursts), then the creator must also be all powerful.
You know what we just did? We just described God. So there you have it, that’s why God exists.
1) We are certain that there is a God who created the universe. This is true, because according to the principle of the conservation of energy(an actual physics principle that has proven to be true), that energy can neither be created nor destroyed(found in Wikipedia), which means that the universe would have no chance of existing to begin with, if someone smart enough, who is above all things and above all physical laws that transcend the universe, didn’t create universe itself. Also another reason why god exists, is because of the biological principle of inheritance, which states that the ascendant will inherit characteristics from his creator. Effectively, if we know there must be a creator of the universe because of the principle of the conservation of energy and that creator must be similar to its creation. So, if the universe is infinite, then the creator must be too; and if the universe has incredible powers in it(black holes, gamma ray bursts), then the creator must also be all powerful.
You know what we just did? We just described God. So there you have it, that’s why God exists.
by TrynaBeAesthetic+GoodStudent May 8, 2024
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2) Now, to prove that Christianity is the only true religion, we need to look at what other religions are doing. As far as we know every popular religion out there has included Jesus in some form or another.
Islam says he is a prophet.
Famous Buddhist teachers(like Dalaï Lama) say that Jesus Christ is also an enlightened like Buddha and lived previous lives.
Finally, a lot of Hindu scholars and political leaders see Jesus as acknowledge Jesus as either a Āchārya, Shadu, or Avatar(these are just to name a few. See more in Wikipedia “religious views of Jesus”).
With all this information we can say that Christianity is the only true religion, because every major religion venerates Jesus as a wise man whose words we can trust. And what are his words? They are “I am the way and I am the truth and I am the life”. You see, while Jesus has become part of every major religion, he also tells us that salvation can only be obtained through him. And as he himself states that “you can only get to the Father through me”. And who is the Father? His is god the Father from the Christian religion. Jesus is part of every religion and yet he tells us to only focus on one!
To whoever read this, thank you for your time. I hope this helps somehow
2) Now, to prove that Christianity is the only true religion, we need to look at what other religions are doing. As far as we know every popular religion out there has included Jesus in some form or another.
Islam says he is a prophet.
Famous Buddhist teachers(like Dalaï Lama) say that Jesus Christ is also an enlightened like Buddha and lived previous lives.
Finally, a lot of Hindu scholars and political leaders see Jesus as acknowledge Jesus as either a Āchārya, Shadu, or Avatar(these are just to name a few. See more in Wikipedia “religious views of Jesus”).
With all this information we can say that Christianity is the only true religion, because every major religion venerates Jesus as a wise man whose words we can trust. And what are his words? They are “I am the way and I am the truth and I am the life”. You see, while Jesus has become part of every major religion, he also tells us that salvation can only be obtained through him. And as he himself states that “you can only get to the Father through me”. And who is the Father? His is god the Father from the Christian religion. Jesus is part of every religion and yet he tells us to only focus on one!
To whoever read this, thank you for your time. I hope this helps somehow
by TrynaBeAesthetic+GoodStudent May 8, 2024
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