brown ankled

waking up with your foot up someone's arse and having not the faintest idea of how it got there

"Hello Sven, I see your new boyfriend is limping quite badly this morning"
"Yes, I'm afraid that we both had too much to drink last night and somehow I brown ankled him"

by Daniel le Cont October 29, 2011

papal brown

Papal Brown is common name for a grandfather who has passed away from “loose buttocks stage four cancer” this definition was originated by Noel Killian. It was created as a harmful Jib about Gunnar David Brown’s papal David Brown

Papal Brown is GONE NEVER COMING BACK GUNNAR!!!

by Papallover69 April 13, 2023

Brown Elevens

The mark left in your underwear after relieving yourself from a deep anal itch.

Man, my asshole itched so bad; I don't think the brown elevens will ever wash out of my undies.

by NoodleFag November 22, 2018

The Todd Brown

When one pulls his penis from a woman's bum and then slides the brown tip across her forehead leaving her with what resembles a brown bandana.

Dude how was last night with gabby?

Bro I gave her the todd brown, she loved it.

by Nethersjohansson August 14, 2017

Sam brown

Doing a Sam brown means touching multiple underage girls, denying it and gaining support from your school's support team

Friend 1: "Bro, what if I touched that girls thigh ;)"
Tommy: "Ayo, don't do a Sam brown, don't catch a case man."

by AmongusSussyBaka690 February 5, 2022

Cold Brown

Where you take a shit in a walk in freezer.

Bro, I came in to work yesterday and someone left a Cold Brown.

by SmallChiliDog April 19, 2022

Brown Ticket

Noun. Excrement left on the hood of a poorly placed car.

"Some dick parked in my spot, so I left him a brown ticket"

by Koor November 21, 2004