Late Bird

A bird that usually tends to fly in a flock of twelve.
Usually, Late Birds enjoy going bowling, dancing to Wii dance, escaping on beach trips, and playing telephone pictionary.
God only knows...really, only Him... what else the Late Birds will think of taking up next as a lifestyle.
One thing that is for CERTAIN. Late Birds look out for each other, and if one Late Bird needs another, the whole flock will fly to their same-feathered friend.
Take heed: Late Birds mean business and love all others at the same time.

The Late Bird flew to school, and all the while was thinking about its fellow feathered kin. However, they knew that later that night, during their Late Bird weekly meeting, that the longing of wanting to be in the presence of other Late Birds would be fulfilled and they all (together) would have a grand time and do what Late Birds do best... be awesome. :

by DanIsLieuda!!! November 5, 2010

Bird Legs

When a person has legs so thin, that the thighs are as thin as their shins, so resemble the legs on birds.

Her legs are so thin they look like he legs on a stork or other bird legs.

by PPowell October 30, 2014

Bird Feeder

When you ejaculate on a man or woman's face, lick it off, and then spit into their mouth.

Khory gave her the bird feeder and she loved it.

by tdement661 June 16, 2018

bird-licker

Term for a salty-mouthed and wildly popular drag queen known for insulting her audience and fellow performers more fiercely than others could.

I laughed so hard when that bird-licker quoted the online dating profile of each of the next drag performers

by FreakShowFanDallas February 28, 2018

tweety birdness

A level of awesomeness that can only be reached by a few things including my gangsta homie tweety.

Your friend says "That's freakin awesome" and you say "Hell yeah, tweety birdness!"

by A Pers0n March 6, 2009

Bird Grip

When a girl with fake long nails gives you a handjob , scratching the dick in the process.

So how did that go Bro ?
Not well she gave me a Bird grip handjob.

by _VERTIGO_ January 4, 2019

Bower bird

A female who is in a threesome with two gay guys. She is wanking them off while they are kissing above her.

Last night the boys fully bower birded me!

by Mikarly November 17, 2019